They all sat around the court room as Shane took the Witness stand. He was sweating bullets, staring straight at Shay. It was her fault. He couldn't control his guyishness. But, right as the prosecutor stood up, the music started playing.
He quietly turned to the jury, turned to the D.A, his lawyer, and the judge. And started pleading!
"All set, court's in session
This judge, got no compassion
Witness, show me your right hand
I swear, nothing but the truth now
I was alright till she came along
I was alright, then it all went wrong
The devil made me do it, oh, oh, oh,oh
It was the act of a man possessed, now
The devil made me do it, oh, oh ,oh, oh
Your honor, I am innocent
D.A.'s, got a mighty strong case
Lawman, saw the whole thing
Confess, yeah I stole that fur coat
Confess, yeah I stole a BMW
Confess, I was only trying, to keep my baby satisfied
Bullshit, that's the truth now
Bullshit, so help me God
I was alright till she came along
I was alright, then it all went wrong
The devil made me do it, oh, oh, oh,oh
It was an act of a man possessed, now
The devil made me do it , oh, oh, oh, oh
Your honor, I am innocent
You should have seen her slide out of her negligee
Her skin was hot, touch intoxicating
And if you were me , you would have done the same
So spare me the gutter, save me from the ball and chain
Shane drops to his knees, and begs.
The devil made me do it, oh, oh, oh, oh
It was an act of a man possessed now
The devil made me do it, oh, oh, oh, oh
Your honor, I am innocent"
By then they had cuffed him and dragged him into the back. But then the judge spoke up.
Spider: Ya know, I'm starting to think he was innocent.