Sasuke footed his way into the room quietly. Across from him stood the dark figure of Orochimaru, looking out, standing as still as the air itself..
"You called, Orochimaru sir?" Sasuke's voice cracked a bit as the older man spun around, hair doing a parasol effect around him.
The air, giving off Orochimaru's freshly washed scent, flowed across his face.
Sasuke shivered.
"Cold?" Orochimaru asked. Sasuke simply shook his head.
"Aah. Well, I did call for you sasuke. I've been meaning to speak to you about something."
As he spoke, Orochimaru moved closer and closer to the boy, until he was nearly touching him.
"Something," he breathed, holding sasuke's chin up, "Personal." He drew the word out slowly.
His tongue wound out snakily and inched toward sasuke's face.
The boy leapt back suddenly, and yelled "STOP!"
Orochimaru's eyes widened as the boy kept talking.
"Don't touch me there, this is my private square!
R.
A.
P.
E.
Get your hands away from me you rapist,
Oh oh,
You RAPIST!"
Sasuke ran out of the room, not taking care as to how loudly his feet hit the ground.
Once he was gone, all that was left in the room was a dumbfounded Orochimaru.
Turning around, a still shocked look on his face, he questioned,
"Wouldn't I be a Pedophile?"
Continuing on with what would end up being a very long rant, he said,
"It wouldn't be rape anyway! It's not rape if there's no penetration…"
For hours after he continued to pace, until his butt-bow was nearly falling off, trying to figure out what had just happened. Eventually, he gave up, and went out clubbing with the girls.
THE END