Konichiwa!This is the 2nd chappie to SU(spycam urspotted),and I managed to do it in 1 day too.Woohoo!!I now what you guys are all thinking, "Net-Freak".I did this 2 chappies in ONE day.He! :p It's the holidays after all!!^ ^ Or it may be due to the fact that I had thought of this story and planned for it LOONG before I signed up with Fanfiction.net.Anyway,that's enough blabbering.Here comes the chappie!
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Where we left off...
Me:I'll go in first.*hands tremble*I'm actually in sanzo-sama's room!!!///// ///// *opens doorknob*
Me:*giggles insanely*(A/N=I'm such a total nutcase,ne?--;)His style of room taste is so cool...I can't control myself...I can't help it...AHAHA!I'm in Genjo Sanzo's room!!!
H n D:*leaps on me*SHH!!!
Me:O.k.I'll shut up.H,check the drawers,D,check the closet and I'll check..the bed.///// ///// *giggles*
H n D: --; --; Girls will be girls...
D:O.k.Let's check the closet first.On the count of 3,1,2,3!!*opens closet*
H,D and me:OOOOH!!
Me:*sigh*He has such great taste in clothing.*eyes go misty*
H:It's all in black!!And in leather too!Black boots,black trousers,black shirts...The three buddhas who are paying for all this must be having a migraine all the time!
Three Buddhas Home
1st buddha:Shit.I'm getting another migraine.
2nd Buddha:Like,I don't.Come on,let's see what other things Konzen is charging to us.Black leather gucci watch,black sunglasses,black*pauses*
3rd buddha:What?Why are you pausing?We have lots more items to go through.*2nd and 3rd buddha curiously peeks at the paper he's holding*
1st,2nd,3rd Buddha:...............................
All 3 buddhas:Yaaah!!*gigantic nosebleed*
Back at Sanzo's room...
Danil:*rifles through the clothing at the back of the closet*And also black-*pauses*
Me:What?What's the pause for?
Me and H:*curiously peeks at what D is holding*
H,D n Me:*nosebleed*
Me:Black leather underpants!!Aaah!He has such sexy taste!!But anyway,let's go to his drawer now.
H: --; Um sis?
Me:Hmm?
H:What's Sanzo's undies(underpants)doing on your head? --;;
Me:*giggles*Can't help being a bit perverted....
H,D:*falls backwards anime style*
D:C'mon,stop foolin around,let's see what's in his drawers...
Me:Whoah!!He must have every type of Smoke Brand available!
H:Yeah,Marlboro,H & D...(A/N=Yep!I'm proud to say that there is a smoke brand named after my two lil bros!*ruffles their hair*)
D:Ooh!Sis,look!*hold up a black leather book*
Me:What's this?*reads the gold emblazoned letters etched on the leather cover*Genjo Sanzo's diary.
Me:.........*realisation hits in*
Me:AAA-nghff
H n D:SHH!!
Me:*starts having the case of the giggles*His diary,ohmigod,his diary,ohmigod,his diary,ohmigod...and did I mention his diary !?
H n D: --; --;
Me:*hands trembling and starts to open it*/// ///
Me:*book opens slowly inch by inch,and is just about to be wide enough to read when...*
H:Are you sure it's all right to read it out loud?
Me:Wha!*book drops to the ground from being so surprised*
Me:Why you!?*steam shoots out of her ears*
D:Calm down sis..*holds back sis who is trying to pummel H into a billion pieces*
Sis:Hmph!*sniffs*O.k.,what?
H:*meekly*Well,underaged children might be reading this parody right now for all we know and the diary might have explicit content.
Me:Hmm...*says sweetly*your right my little brother*tone becomes angry* but didn't you think that that is the reason why they came to read this parody in the first place!!??
H:*meekly*Hehe.Sorry.
Me:Now I have to start the routine all over again...*sighs*
After 5 mins of mounting tension where Saint*Anime(also known as Aya)opens the book inch-by-inch,it is finally wide enough to read.
Me:O.k. folks!This is the moment where you've all been waiting for!*drumrolls*Genjo Sanzo's diary!!Exposed!!Erhem,erhem...
Sanzo's Diary
Man,I have to keep my feelings in check before the others find out.I think that Hakkai already suspects something.Why?Why do I feel this way?Everytime I see that bakasaru smile at me with those lush lips,or look at me with those wide innocent eyes,which were a mix of hazel and citrine that created the most compelling shade of golden which had the effect of hypnotizing people,my heart seems to melt.I wished I could stop being so mean to him but I can't help it,damn it.I've never felt this way before,I just don't know how to react so I follow my first instinct.Ignore him,insult him till he goes away.Maybe it's just the fear or rejection that he doesn't feel the same way towards me.It's ironic really,Genjo Sanzo,the corrupt cold-blooded monk,famous for killing demons all over Togenkyo,scared of a petite teenage boy.Even though I want to stop myself from criticising every move that Goku made,I can't,and all I can hope for is that Goku wouldn't give up and still continue trying to be friends with me.Didn't anybody think that my heart hurt when I see Goku looking up at me with hurt or fear in his eyes?Didn't anybody think of the the feeling of emptiness I get in my heart that made me want to scream out loud in panic when Goku ran away?Anyway,why am I writing all this
crappy sap in the first place anyway?Gotta go.
-Sanzo
H,D and me:.........................................
H,D and me:*bursts into tears*WAAAH!!!
H:*sniffs*That is the most saddest thing I've ever read!WAAA!!!
D:*rubs eyes*POOR SANZO!!!
Me:*eyes shining*Then we will do our best to bring them together!!
H,D:Definitely!!
Me:So y'all better watch out for it in my upcoming parody:Blind Date where we'll try to bring Sanzo and Goku together!!But for now,it's time for the most exciting part...SANZO'S BED!! //// ////*giggles*
D:Oooh...I'm getting excited.
Me:*creeps up to Sanzo's bed and pulls back cover*
Me,H n D:..............
Me,H n D:*massive,gigantic,humongous,(did I mention massive?)nosebleed attack*
Me:AAAAAH!!!!He's just too sexy!!!*tears in her eyes,grinning happily and giggling away*
D:TOO HOT!TOO SEXY!!*grabs Saint*Anime's paper fan and starts fanning himself*
H:I can't stand it!!!*nosebleed gushes out with even more full force*(A/N=If that is possible..--;)
Sanzo:URUSEE!BAKA!!*shoots everything and misses our lucky group by a mere few inches*
Me,H n D:*trembling*.........*nosebleeds silently*
Me:O.k.,pipe down before you wake him up.H,D,go take some pictures of him in the...*nosebleeds*
H n D:*giggles insanely* *snaps pictures*
Me: --; I think you guys are all too influenced by me...
Me:And for those ppl out there!!Do you want to know what Sanzo sleeps in?? ///// ///// BLACK LEATHER BOXERS!!!That's right!!
H n D:*giggle,giggle*
Me: --; I dunno wether to be annoyed or laugh...Oh yeah!!Calling all great anime artists!!!If anybody can do this,I'm asking y'all a big FAVOR!Pls,send me a drawing of Genjo Sanzo in black boxers!!Pls,if anybody can draw and has the time pls send in the drawing to animeheaven@saintly.com! Pls!I beg of you!O.k.,erhem...back to the chappie.
Me:Our next destination...Hakkai's room!!
To be continued....
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Where we left off...
Me:I'll go in first.*hands tremble*I'm actually in sanzo-sama's room!!!///// ///// *opens doorknob*
Me:*giggles insanely*(A/N=I'm such a total nutcase,ne?--;)His style of room taste is so cool...I can't control myself...I can't help it...AHAHA!I'm in Genjo Sanzo's room!!!
H n D:*leaps on me*SHH!!!
Me:O.k.I'll shut up.H,check the drawers,D,check the closet and I'll check..the bed.///// ///// *giggles*
H n D: --; --; Girls will be girls...
D:O.k.Let's check the closet first.On the count of 3,1,2,3!!*opens closet*
H,D and me:OOOOH!!
Me:*sigh*He has such great taste in clothing.*eyes go misty*
H:It's all in black!!And in leather too!Black boots,black trousers,black shirts...The three buddhas who are paying for all this must be having a migraine all the time!
Three Buddhas Home
1st buddha:Shit.I'm getting another migraine.
2nd Buddha:Like,I don't.Come on,let's see what other things Konzen is charging to us.Black leather gucci watch,black sunglasses,black*pauses*
3rd buddha:What?Why are you pausing?We have lots more items to go through.*2nd and 3rd buddha curiously peeks at the paper he's holding*
1st,2nd,3rd Buddha:...............................
All 3 buddhas:Yaaah!!*gigantic nosebleed*
Back at Sanzo's room...
Danil:*rifles through the clothing at the back of the closet*And also black-*pauses*
Me:What?What's the pause for?
Me and H:*curiously peeks at what D is holding*
H,D n Me:*nosebleed*
Me:Black leather underpants!!Aaah!He has such sexy taste!!But anyway,let's go to his drawer now.
H: --; Um sis?
Me:Hmm?
H:What's Sanzo's undies(underpants)doing on your head? --;;
Me:*giggles*Can't help being a bit perverted....
H,D:*falls backwards anime style*
D:C'mon,stop foolin around,let's see what's in his drawers...
Me:Whoah!!He must have every type of Smoke Brand available!
H:Yeah,Marlboro,H & D...(A/N=Yep!I'm proud to say that there is a smoke brand named after my two lil bros!*ruffles their hair*)
D:Ooh!Sis,look!*hold up a black leather book*
Me:What's this?*reads the gold emblazoned letters etched on the leather cover*Genjo Sanzo's diary.
Me:.........*realisation hits in*
Me:AAA-nghff
H n D:SHH!!
Me:*starts having the case of the giggles*His diary,ohmigod,his diary,ohmigod,his diary,ohmigod...and did I mention his diary !?
H n D: --; --;
Me:*hands trembling and starts to open it*/// ///
Me:*book opens slowly inch by inch,and is just about to be wide enough to read when...*
H:Are you sure it's all right to read it out loud?
Me:Wha!*book drops to the ground from being so surprised*
Me:Why you!?*steam shoots out of her ears*
D:Calm down sis..*holds back sis who is trying to pummel H into a billion pieces*
Sis:Hmph!*sniffs*O.k.,what?
H:*meekly*Well,underaged children might be reading this parody right now for all we know and the diary might have explicit content.
Me:Hmm...*says sweetly*your right my little brother*tone becomes angry* but didn't you think that that is the reason why they came to read this parody in the first place!!??
H:*meekly*Hehe.Sorry.
Me:Now I have to start the routine all over again...*sighs*
After 5 mins of mounting tension where Saint*Anime(also known as Aya)opens the book inch-by-inch,it is finally wide enough to read.
Me:O.k. folks!This is the moment where you've all been waiting for!*drumrolls*Genjo Sanzo's diary!!Exposed!!Erhem,erhem...
Sanzo's Diary
Man,I have to keep my feelings in check before the others find out.I think that Hakkai already suspects something.Why?Why do I feel this way?Everytime I see that bakasaru smile at me with those lush lips,or look at me with those wide innocent eyes,which were a mix of hazel and citrine that created the most compelling shade of golden which had the effect of hypnotizing people,my heart seems to melt.I wished I could stop being so mean to him but I can't help it,damn it.I've never felt this way before,I just don't know how to react so I follow my first instinct.Ignore him,insult him till he goes away.Maybe it's just the fear or rejection that he doesn't feel the same way towards me.It's ironic really,Genjo Sanzo,the corrupt cold-blooded monk,famous for killing demons all over Togenkyo,scared of a petite teenage boy.Even though I want to stop myself from criticising every move that Goku made,I can't,and all I can hope for is that Goku wouldn't give up and still continue trying to be friends with me.Didn't anybody think that my heart hurt when I see Goku looking up at me with hurt or fear in his eyes?Didn't anybody think of the the feeling of emptiness I get in my heart that made me want to scream out loud in panic when Goku ran away?Anyway,why am I writing all this
crappy sap in the first place anyway?Gotta go.
-Sanzo
H,D and me:.........................................
H,D and me:*bursts into tears*WAAAH!!!
H:*sniffs*That is the most saddest thing I've ever read!WAAA!!!
D:*rubs eyes*POOR SANZO!!!
Me:*eyes shining*Then we will do our best to bring them together!!
H,D:Definitely!!
Me:So y'all better watch out for it in my upcoming parody:Blind Date where we'll try to bring Sanzo and Goku together!!But for now,it's time for the most exciting part...SANZO'S BED!! //// ////*giggles*
D:Oooh...I'm getting excited.
Me:*creeps up to Sanzo's bed and pulls back cover*
Me,H n D:..............
Me,H n D:*massive,gigantic,humongous,(did I mention massive?)nosebleed attack*
Me:AAAAAH!!!!He's just too sexy!!!*tears in her eyes,grinning happily and giggling away*
D:TOO HOT!TOO SEXY!!*grabs Saint*Anime's paper fan and starts fanning himself*
H:I can't stand it!!!*nosebleed gushes out with even more full force*(A/N=If that is possible..--;)
Sanzo:URUSEE!BAKA!!*shoots everything and misses our lucky group by a mere few inches*
Me,H n D:*trembling*.........*nosebleeds silently*
Me:O.k.,pipe down before you wake him up.H,D,go take some pictures of him in the...*nosebleeds*
H n D:*giggles insanely* *snaps pictures*
Me: --; I think you guys are all too influenced by me...
Me:And for those ppl out there!!Do you want to know what Sanzo sleeps in?? ///// ///// BLACK LEATHER BOXERS!!!That's right!!
H n D:*giggle,giggle*
Me: --; I dunno wether to be annoyed or laugh...Oh yeah!!Calling all great anime artists!!!If anybody can do this,I'm asking y'all a big FAVOR!Pls,send me a drawing of Genjo Sanzo in black boxers!!Pls,if anybody can draw and has the time pls send in the drawing to animeheaven@saintly.com! Pls!I beg of you!O.k.,erhem...back to the chappie.
Me:Our next destination...Hakkai's room!!
To be continued....