Once again, my two best best bestest friends in the world helped me out some on this. Here is another round of annoying facts.
1. Hide Bella.
2. Make fun of his human mother.
3. Call him a monster.
4. Have Emmy-Poo think dirty thoughts about Bella.
5. Destroy his CD collection.
6. Tease him about Jacob imprinting on his baby daughter.
7. Laugh at him and tell him you can read Bella's mind.
8. Call Bella ugly.
9. Make him allow Alice to play Barbie on him.
10. Fill his closet with petite pink and purple dresses.
11. Force him to listen to 'Ridin Dirty' by Chamealionare (sry cant spell it)
12. Make him listen to Jessica's thoughts.
13. Make him eat a whole pizza.
14. Tell everyone what he is.
15. Kill all of the mountain lions in North America.
16. Burn his and Bella's special meadow.
17. Tell him you know what he did last summer.
18. Force to live with Jacob for a week.
19. Poke him forcefully in the bake of the head repeatedly.
20. Threaten to send him to an isolated island with Jessica.
21. Sick Tanya on him..
22. Invite the Volturi for a surprise party at his house.
23. Hijack his shiny silver Volvo and wreck it.
24. Drive 8 mph while he is in the passenger's seat.
25. Call him Eddie!
So iitskiim, my co-writer and sister-like best friend, has a story called Say Yes Juliet. Its really good and if you have not read it yet, do that, then review both! Love ya all!
~Chellie~