Hi! I saw a headcanon on google that made me laugh and so I decided to make a story out of it. I'm sorry that it is so short but, eh. There's kind of some Wolfstar if you want there to be but if you don't then you could just say that they were joking. Either way it made me laugh so I hope you enjoy!
Lily and Marlene have just found out that Remus is a werewolf.
"Ah, now your nickname makes sense." Lily smiled while Remus sat there looking like a fish with his mouth open wide in shock. How was she taking this so well? "But what do the other nicknames mean? Prongs?"
The other Marauders shifted uncomfortably in their seats as though she were scolding them already. Lily narrowed her eyes slightly at their identical guilty faces.
"What? So you mean your not…" Remus trailed off when the two girls looked at each other, eyebrows raised.
"Remus, hon," Marlene began, "You frickin iron your friends clothes."
"And you have a collection of quills that are organised by size and practicality." Lily added. "So what is it with your weird ass nicknames anyway?"
Lily searched each of the Marauders' faces and they all winced in turn when her piercing gaze landed upon them. Honestly, that girl was worse that Professor McGonagall. And THAT was saying something!"
Seeing that none of them were wanting to fess up to the fiery redhead, Remus stepped in.
"Why don't we come back to that?" Thankfully for the other three boys, Marlene managed to convince Lily that they should save that for last as it seemed to be the biggest secret. This, Remus internally scoffed at.
They all took turns in admitting to secrets and life stories for quite some time. Lily got highly emotional when James went into a rather detailed account of Sirius' life since he had brushed it off. Sirius wasn't to happy with the result of this as he then had a redheaded girl hugging the life out of him while crying.
Honestly, why didn't James understand that not everybody fancied her?
When it finally came the time when Remus told them that the boys had become animagus, Lily and Marlene just stopped and stared at Remus as though he had just grown another head.
"Are you fucking serious?" Marlene managed to ask as she saw that Lily was currently unable to speak due to her mixed anger, awe and slight jealousy.
Remus faltered a little before smirking. "That, my friend, is another story altogether"
James choked on his tea, Peter dropped his cookie (poor cookie), Marlene's eyes widened and Lily's face went even redder than her hair. All eyes turned to Sirius who only winked at Remus.
There was instant hoard of questions and both Remus and Sirius only sat there, smirking. Eventually, all the babble died down and they looked at the two expectantly.
They both looked at each other and, since they could take it no longer, did the classic Marauder thing to do in such a situation.
They burst out laughing.
You can either say that they were joking or not. I don't really care. I'm sorry about the potty language but it doesn't work with any other less rude cuss word. God... I didn't know it was so short... crap... OOPSIE!
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