WIZARD OF OZ
Once upon a time in the little city of Tokyo, there were Five Gundam pilots who lived in a gundam repair shop. " HEERO! I'm going out to get some more fuel." Duo yelled from outside. " You should hurry back, Duo! " Quatre warns. "There might be a twister... well...that's what the weather man said." " Well the weather man also said that the earth is gonna hit the sun, and Jupiter is gonna be inside Mars." Duo says not hearing, or caring, about what Quatre said.
" You'd better not get yourself sucked into another tornado MAXWELL" Wufei says angrily. Unfortunately, Duo did not hear this for his short attention span got the best of him.
( Duo: I DO NOT HAVE A SHORT ATTEN- OH LOOK A PENNY! Calisto: My point proven) Duo walks along the paved road of steal and tar looking for the fuel shop. He looks up into the sky to see a funnel forming. Not knowing that a funnel represents a tornado Duo keeps walking.
Heero looks up into the sky and sees a tornado. He quickly runs into the shop to gather the other pilots into a safe location. They all go down into the basement and wait for the tornado to pass.
Duo quickly whips around to see that the tornado is right behind him. He quickly dashes home and into the bathroom. He ducks down and waits for the tornado to hit.
Suddenly the house starts to feel like it's spinning. Faster and Faster round and Round. Duo starts to feel dizzy. He looks out the window to see a witch riding a broom stick. The witch has on all black and looks like Relena. Duo goes to sleep in the bathtub.
Later Duo is awakened by a hard thud. He looks around the house to try and find the other gundam pilots. " Hm... they must've gone to buy Quatre a new wardrobe." Duo says to himself. He goes outside to find that a bunch of short people who all resemble Relena are gathered around the house.
Duo screams and then tries to get past them, but they crowd around him yelling exalting phrases unto him. " Look! Behold the man, who slayed the wicked witch of the east! Let us celebrate this day!" They all yell.
" What are you talking about?" Duo asks in confused tones. " Look for yourself." They say in unison as they point to the pair of legs sticking out from the bottom of the house. The legs are very worn combat boots. Without thinking Duo removes the shoes and puts them onto his own feet. To his suprise they fit. Just as he took the shoes off the legs, they shrivel and seem to slide under the house. Duo doesn't notice because he is too busy looking at the short Relenas.
(Amber: We interrupt this story to give you a brief VERY BRIEF warning. If you have heart problems, High blood pressure, easily have bad dreams, or sleep walk, this story is NOT for you. It may cause nightmares, 'brief' acts of violence, nasal discharge, snorting, intestinal perisites, diarrhea, and other 'not so bad' side effects.
Suddenly there is a bright flash of light and the Good Witch of the North appears. Dorothy appears and is wearing a pink, shimmery dress. " Who are you?" Duo asks. " I am Glenda, the good witch of the North. You have done an ultimately good deed. You have destroyed the Wicked Witch of the East." She says in a soft voice. " Oh... so how do I get home?" Duo asks. " All you have to do is to go to the Wizard of Oz's castle." Glenda explains. " OZ?!" Duo says. " I'M IN OZ?!" " No-no...silly child..." Glenda starts. " I'M NO CHILD! I'M SHINIGAMI! THE GOD OF DEATH!" Duo yells while taking out his scythe. " HOW DARE YOU CALL THE GOD OF DEATH A CHILD" " No...no.... I didn't mean it that way..." She says. " Well then how do I find this wizard's place?" Duo asks without thinking. " Just follow the yellow gundaniam road." Glenda explains. Duo looks down and sees three paved roads. A blue road, a red, and a yellow road. " Follow the yellow gundaniam road?" Duo asks himself while following the path in a small circle. " Follow the yellow gundaniam road." One of the short Relena's respond. Duo walks past her and keeps following the road. " Follow the yellow gundaniam road." Another Relena tells him. Suddenly a piano plays the first note of the hit song ' Follow the Yellow Gundaniam Road'. All the Relena's hum the first note. And then they all sing while sounding profoundly off tune. " FOLLOW THE FOLLOW THE FOLLOW THE FOLLOW THE FOLLOW THE YELLOW GUNDANIAM ROAD." They all sing.
Duo looks down to see his dog to-to...with.....Quatre's head!! Duo screams and runs off with Quatre trailing behind him repeating continuously follow the yellow gundanium road.
Finally Duo calms down and notices that the yellow road splits into two different paths. " Which way should I go?" Duo asks himself. " Well this way is good." The Wufei Scare Crow says. " Or this way is nice." Duo looks up at the scare crow. " You look familiar...." Duo says to the scare crow. Wufei hopes down off of the pole and lands infront of Duo. " Where are you headed?" Wufei asks. "I'm going to the Wizard of Oz's castle so I can go home." Duo says. " The Wizard of Oz?!" Wufei says. " Do you think that he might give me an education and a sword?" " He just might." Duo says. "Great...then lets go." Wufei says while leading Duo down the left path.
After many miles of walking they see a small wooden cottage sitting on a hill. In a frozen position is Heero holding an ax. Duo's curiosity gets the best of him and walks over to the tin Heero. He GENTLY knocks on Heero's arm. The metal arm falls off with a loud clanging sound revealing a human arm.
( Heero: HEY! I thought you said you'd get me a GOOD QUALITY costume. Calisto: I did.... from the dollar store. Lily: YEA! It's a Halloween costume. Heero: 0_0)
Duo quietly puts the arm back onto Heero's REAL arm and then gets the oil can. While Duo's back is turned Heero comes up behind him and coldly says " If you even THINK about putting THAT on me you'll regret it" Duo quickly puts the oil can down. " So where are you going?' Heero asks. " I'm going to see the Wizard of Oz." Duo says cheerfully. " Yea!" The scare crow adds. " He's going to give me a brain. And help Duo get back home." " Well..." Heero says. " Then I could go to him to get a heart" " Yea! You sure could use one!" Duo says without thinking.
So they all skip off happily towards the city of Oz singing cheerfully. (Heero: I REFUSE TO SKIP! I SHALL WALK! Wufei: Yes! Skipping is for weaklings! Duo: ::stops skipping:: WHAT'D YOU SAY?! Wufei: You heard me Maxwell! Skipping is for Weaklings! Duo: ::throws down his basket and puts up two fists::: Say that again and you'll feel the wrath of Shinigami! Wufei: BRING IT ON BRAIDED BAKA! Calisto: ::pulls Duo away from Wufei:: Aw... come on guys don't do this. You'll ruin Amber's play! Amber: ::sitting backstage watching while angrily tearing up her script:: Calisto: ::kisses duo on the cheek and hands him his basket:: Be good. Duo:Okay...::blushing: ))
So they WALK to OZ not saying a word. On the way they pass through some dark woods. Out jumps Trowa the lion! Trowa growls at Duo, and Duo hides behind Heero. Trowa looks at to-to-Quatre and chases him around in circles. Duo who is very protective of his pets ( and girlfriends) gets between the two and slaps the lion. Trowa stops dead in his tracks and begins to cry. ( Trowa; I refuse to cry on tv! Lily; Yea! Calisto: Fine! No crying... just whimper... )
Trowa lion whimpers and then punches Duo. Duo barely dodges the attack. " Where are you guys going?" He asks. " To Oz." Duo replies. " What for?" Trowa asks. " So Heero can get a heart, Wufei can get a brain ( Wufei: A HIGHER EDUCATION) And so I can go home." Duo explains. " Well can I come too?" Trowa asks. "Sure' Duo says.
So again they skip through the woods somemore. I mean...er....uh....walk. " Do you think there might be lions... in the woods?' Duo asks. " Yes, and maybe tigers..... AND BEARS!" Wufei adds. " Lions....and tigers......and bears....OH MY!" Duo says. They start walking and chanting.... " Lions-and -tigers- and- bears - OH MY!" Suddenly out jumps a lion, a tiger and a bear. Lily-lion looks at Trowa lion. " Hey." Lily-lion says. Calisto-tiger looks at Duo and blushes slightly. Amber-bear attacks Heero Tin man and steals his apple. " So what do you want from the Wizard?" Trowa asks the three new companions. " I want a hair care set." Amber bear exclaims. " I want a boyfriend" Calisto says. " I want a hockey stick!" Lily adds. " Okay....." Duo says and they all start walking again.
They finally make it to the emerald city. " Look! There's the castle" Duo exlaims. They all run towards the castle and they make it there. Amber knocks on the door. " A guy looks through the hole " Hello?" He asks. " What do you want?" "We came to see the wizard." Quatre says politley. The door keeper, who strongly resembles Noin, looks at them strangly " I'm sorry... but you can't come in... he's busy!" She says. Duo's face saddens and he says "Oh." Calisto looks at the hurt duo. " Don't worry..let me handle this..." Calisto says with a not so innocent smile on her face. Noin smiles at Duo. Calisto walks over to Noin and punches her really hard. Noin topples over onto the floor unconcious. Calisto reaches her hand through the hole and unlocks the door. They all walk into the castle.
They go right into the Wizards study. There Milliardo's big firy head is beaming over them. "Why have you entered my castle! Where is my doorkeeper?!" He asks. "She's on the floor in the lobby!" Calisto answers. "We came here so I can go back home... Heero can get a heart.... and Wufei can get a brain...." Duo starts. " A HIGHER EDUCATION!" Wufei insists. "I want a hair care set...." Amber says. "I want a boyfriend." Calisto says. " I want a hockey stick!" Lily says. "YOU MAY ONLY GET YOUR WISHES WHEN YOU DESTROY THE WITCH AND GIVE ME HER BROOM AS PROOF" Calisto sweat drops and Duo does an anime fall. "I knew their was a catch" he says as his he lays there in disappointment.
End of Part One
So what did you think? Please don't be to rough. It's my first fic of the season. ^_^
Once upon a time in the little city of Tokyo, there were Five Gundam pilots who lived in a gundam repair shop. " HEERO! I'm going out to get some more fuel." Duo yelled from outside. " You should hurry back, Duo! " Quatre warns. "There might be a twister... well...that's what the weather man said." " Well the weather man also said that the earth is gonna hit the sun, and Jupiter is gonna be inside Mars." Duo says not hearing, or caring, about what Quatre said.
" You'd better not get yourself sucked into another tornado MAXWELL" Wufei says angrily. Unfortunately, Duo did not hear this for his short attention span got the best of him.
( Duo: I DO NOT HAVE A SHORT ATTEN- OH LOOK A PENNY! Calisto: My point proven) Duo walks along the paved road of steal and tar looking for the fuel shop. He looks up into the sky to see a funnel forming. Not knowing that a funnel represents a tornado Duo keeps walking.
Heero looks up into the sky and sees a tornado. He quickly runs into the shop to gather the other pilots into a safe location. They all go down into the basement and wait for the tornado to pass.
Duo quickly whips around to see that the tornado is right behind him. He quickly dashes home and into the bathroom. He ducks down and waits for the tornado to hit.
Suddenly the house starts to feel like it's spinning. Faster and Faster round and Round. Duo starts to feel dizzy. He looks out the window to see a witch riding a broom stick. The witch has on all black and looks like Relena. Duo goes to sleep in the bathtub.
Later Duo is awakened by a hard thud. He looks around the house to try and find the other gundam pilots. " Hm... they must've gone to buy Quatre a new wardrobe." Duo says to himself. He goes outside to find that a bunch of short people who all resemble Relena are gathered around the house.
Duo screams and then tries to get past them, but they crowd around him yelling exalting phrases unto him. " Look! Behold the man, who slayed the wicked witch of the east! Let us celebrate this day!" They all yell.
" What are you talking about?" Duo asks in confused tones. " Look for yourself." They say in unison as they point to the pair of legs sticking out from the bottom of the house. The legs are very worn combat boots. Without thinking Duo removes the shoes and puts them onto his own feet. To his suprise they fit. Just as he took the shoes off the legs, they shrivel and seem to slide under the house. Duo doesn't notice because he is too busy looking at the short Relenas.
(Amber: We interrupt this story to give you a brief VERY BRIEF warning. If you have heart problems, High blood pressure, easily have bad dreams, or sleep walk, this story is NOT for you. It may cause nightmares, 'brief' acts of violence, nasal discharge, snorting, intestinal perisites, diarrhea, and other 'not so bad' side effects.
Suddenly there is a bright flash of light and the Good Witch of the North appears. Dorothy appears and is wearing a pink, shimmery dress. " Who are you?" Duo asks. " I am Glenda, the good witch of the North. You have done an ultimately good deed. You have destroyed the Wicked Witch of the East." She says in a soft voice. " Oh... so how do I get home?" Duo asks. " All you have to do is to go to the Wizard of Oz's castle." Glenda explains. " OZ?!" Duo says. " I'M IN OZ?!" " No-no...silly child..." Glenda starts. " I'M NO CHILD! I'M SHINIGAMI! THE GOD OF DEATH!" Duo yells while taking out his scythe. " HOW DARE YOU CALL THE GOD OF DEATH A CHILD" " No...no.... I didn't mean it that way..." She says. " Well then how do I find this wizard's place?" Duo asks without thinking. " Just follow the yellow gundaniam road." Glenda explains. Duo looks down and sees three paved roads. A blue road, a red, and a yellow road. " Follow the yellow gundaniam road?" Duo asks himself while following the path in a small circle. " Follow the yellow gundaniam road." One of the short Relena's respond. Duo walks past her and keeps following the road. " Follow the yellow gundaniam road." Another Relena tells him. Suddenly a piano plays the first note of the hit song ' Follow the Yellow Gundaniam Road'. All the Relena's hum the first note. And then they all sing while sounding profoundly off tune. " FOLLOW THE FOLLOW THE FOLLOW THE FOLLOW THE FOLLOW THE YELLOW GUNDANIAM ROAD." They all sing.
Duo looks down to see his dog to-to...with.....Quatre's head!! Duo screams and runs off with Quatre trailing behind him repeating continuously follow the yellow gundanium road.
Finally Duo calms down and notices that the yellow road splits into two different paths. " Which way should I go?" Duo asks himself. " Well this way is good." The Wufei Scare Crow says. " Or this way is nice." Duo looks up at the scare crow. " You look familiar...." Duo says to the scare crow. Wufei hopes down off of the pole and lands infront of Duo. " Where are you headed?" Wufei asks. "I'm going to the Wizard of Oz's castle so I can go home." Duo says. " The Wizard of Oz?!" Wufei says. " Do you think that he might give me an education and a sword?" " He just might." Duo says. "Great...then lets go." Wufei says while leading Duo down the left path.
After many miles of walking they see a small wooden cottage sitting on a hill. In a frozen position is Heero holding an ax. Duo's curiosity gets the best of him and walks over to the tin Heero. He GENTLY knocks on Heero's arm. The metal arm falls off with a loud clanging sound revealing a human arm.
( Heero: HEY! I thought you said you'd get me a GOOD QUALITY costume. Calisto: I did.... from the dollar store. Lily: YEA! It's a Halloween costume. Heero: 0_0)
Duo quietly puts the arm back onto Heero's REAL arm and then gets the oil can. While Duo's back is turned Heero comes up behind him and coldly says " If you even THINK about putting THAT on me you'll regret it" Duo quickly puts the oil can down. " So where are you going?' Heero asks. " I'm going to see the Wizard of Oz." Duo says cheerfully. " Yea!" The scare crow adds. " He's going to give me a brain. And help Duo get back home." " Well..." Heero says. " Then I could go to him to get a heart" " Yea! You sure could use one!" Duo says without thinking.
So they all skip off happily towards the city of Oz singing cheerfully. (Heero: I REFUSE TO SKIP! I SHALL WALK! Wufei: Yes! Skipping is for weaklings! Duo: ::stops skipping:: WHAT'D YOU SAY?! Wufei: You heard me Maxwell! Skipping is for Weaklings! Duo: ::throws down his basket and puts up two fists::: Say that again and you'll feel the wrath of Shinigami! Wufei: BRING IT ON BRAIDED BAKA! Calisto: ::pulls Duo away from Wufei:: Aw... come on guys don't do this. You'll ruin Amber's play! Amber: ::sitting backstage watching while angrily tearing up her script:: Calisto: ::kisses duo on the cheek and hands him his basket:: Be good. Duo:Okay...::blushing: ))
So they WALK to OZ not saying a word. On the way they pass through some dark woods. Out jumps Trowa the lion! Trowa growls at Duo, and Duo hides behind Heero. Trowa looks at to-to-Quatre and chases him around in circles. Duo who is very protective of his pets ( and girlfriends) gets between the two and slaps the lion. Trowa stops dead in his tracks and begins to cry. ( Trowa; I refuse to cry on tv! Lily; Yea! Calisto: Fine! No crying... just whimper... )
Trowa lion whimpers and then punches Duo. Duo barely dodges the attack. " Where are you guys going?" He asks. " To Oz." Duo replies. " What for?" Trowa asks. " So Heero can get a heart, Wufei can get a brain ( Wufei: A HIGHER EDUCATION) And so I can go home." Duo explains. " Well can I come too?" Trowa asks. "Sure' Duo says.
So again they skip through the woods somemore. I mean...er....uh....walk. " Do you think there might be lions... in the woods?' Duo asks. " Yes, and maybe tigers..... AND BEARS!" Wufei adds. " Lions....and tigers......and bears....OH MY!" Duo says. They start walking and chanting.... " Lions-and -tigers- and- bears - OH MY!" Suddenly out jumps a lion, a tiger and a bear. Lily-lion looks at Trowa lion. " Hey." Lily-lion says. Calisto-tiger looks at Duo and blushes slightly. Amber-bear attacks Heero Tin man and steals his apple. " So what do you want from the Wizard?" Trowa asks the three new companions. " I want a hair care set." Amber bear exclaims. " I want a boyfriend" Calisto says. " I want a hockey stick!" Lily adds. " Okay....." Duo says and they all start walking again.
They finally make it to the emerald city. " Look! There's the castle" Duo exlaims. They all run towards the castle and they make it there. Amber knocks on the door. " A guy looks through the hole " Hello?" He asks. " What do you want?" "We came to see the wizard." Quatre says politley. The door keeper, who strongly resembles Noin, looks at them strangly " I'm sorry... but you can't come in... he's busy!" She says. Duo's face saddens and he says "Oh." Calisto looks at the hurt duo. " Don't worry..let me handle this..." Calisto says with a not so innocent smile on her face. Noin smiles at Duo. Calisto walks over to Noin and punches her really hard. Noin topples over onto the floor unconcious. Calisto reaches her hand through the hole and unlocks the door. They all walk into the castle.
They go right into the Wizards study. There Milliardo's big firy head is beaming over them. "Why have you entered my castle! Where is my doorkeeper?!" He asks. "She's on the floor in the lobby!" Calisto answers. "We came here so I can go back home... Heero can get a heart.... and Wufei can get a brain...." Duo starts. " A HIGHER EDUCATION!" Wufei insists. "I want a hair care set...." Amber says. "I want a boyfriend." Calisto says. " I want a hockey stick!" Lily says. "YOU MAY ONLY GET YOUR WISHES WHEN YOU DESTROY THE WITCH AND GIVE ME HER BROOM AS PROOF" Calisto sweat drops and Duo does an anime fall. "I knew their was a catch" he says as his he lays there in disappointment.
End of Part One
So what did you think? Please don't be to rough. It's my first fic of the season. ^_^