Interview with Horatio

by Cat 2

Because after everything that's happened in Hamlet he'd need to talk to someone right? a Series of Interviews between a Shrink and Horatio, obviously set in mordern times, Please R&R

1. Tape 1

Interview with Horatio

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Wittenberg University Physiatrist,

Interview with Horatio, Tape 1

"Hello Horatio, Would you like to sit down?"
(Sound of chair moving)

"Now Horatio do you know why you are here today?"
"No? Horatio last night you took nearly 50 sleeping tablets. You were extremely lucky that Hans found you in time. Now why did you do it?"

"Because I wanted to die."
"Why did you want to die Hortio? I know this term has been tough"
"understatement of the Millennium!!"

Doctors notes. Following this patient became extremely hostile and refused to speak for remainder of session. Recommend he is placed on suicide watch, and have arranged another appointment for tomorrow.