Hello I'm Sailor Moon. You might ask, what the hell am I speaking English for? Weeelll, that's because the person that's writing this is a retard. Anyways, if I did speak English, as much as the dubbers would like to make me do but fail miserably and help to give anime a bad name in Canada/USA because they English voice actors suck… where was I? Oh yeah! If I did speak English, I'd tell you all I'd most likely not be as cool. Yup. I guess so. Actually, that wasn't what I was gunna say, but I had forgot what I had originally had in mind…
But enuf about that. Firstly, I'd like to say that without me, the scouts would be nothing. I am going to do an experiment.
I will be sending Sailor Jupiter, Saturn and Neptune to Fort William. I will send Venus, Mercury and Uranus to Port Arthur (if you live in or around Thunder Bay On. Can., you know where I'm talking about. If you don't, then nvm) and finally Mars, Pluto and Chibimoon out to the boonies.( Thunder Bay is in the north. They could get lost in all those trees and snow…)
Well, back to the experiment. First of all, culture shock. Seeing as we're all Japanese and don't speek good English, lets just imagine we do, ok? (by the way, I'll be staying in Japan!! ;) )
~~~~~GETTING OFF AT THE AIRPORT~~~~~
(using their English dub names for some retarded reason)
Ami: ok everybody, lets check into a motel. Is everyone accounted for? Good.
Rei: how much yen would it cost? Damn Serena, making us go on this stupid trip!! Urgh!
Ami: they don't use yen here, we're going to half to change it into Canadian dollars. *smothers a laugh* (I cant believe its so much less than the American dollar! What cheap-asses!)
Mina: ok, umm… where am I going??
Ami: you, Amara and myself will be going to some place called Port Arthur …
Mina: YAY! I get the smart ones with me!! *little giggle*
*Amara shudders, wanting to cry but is too manly* *Michelle gives her a hug saying "it's alright…"*
Lita: wait a second, where's Hikaru??
Rei: I think she fainted from seeing so many ugly white people so they took her to the hospital.
*everyone shrugs, trying so hard to care*
Lita: well Ami, what about the rest of us?
Ami: You and Michelle will have to go to the hospital where they took Hikaru, then go to Fort William. Rei, that little pink-haired shit and the tall bitch will be taking another flight on Bearskin Airlines to way out in the middle of North-Western Ontario. They'll get to skydive out of the plane.
That Little Pink-Haired Shit : WHAT???
*nobody cares about what she has to say about it*
Ami: well, lets get to it you guys! Have fun!
* they all go their separate way*
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Well, that was part one in my experiment. If you think I should tell you the rest of it, please tell the person who is writing this down for me by reviewing. Thanx!
But enuf about that. Firstly, I'd like to say that without me, the scouts would be nothing. I am going to do an experiment.
I will be sending Sailor Jupiter, Saturn and Neptune to Fort William. I will send Venus, Mercury and Uranus to Port Arthur (if you live in or around Thunder Bay On. Can., you know where I'm talking about. If you don't, then nvm) and finally Mars, Pluto and Chibimoon out to the boonies.( Thunder Bay is in the north. They could get lost in all those trees and snow…)
Well, back to the experiment. First of all, culture shock. Seeing as we're all Japanese and don't speek good English, lets just imagine we do, ok? (by the way, I'll be staying in Japan!! ;) )
~~~~~GETTING OFF AT THE AIRPORT~~~~~
(using their English dub names for some retarded reason)
Ami: ok everybody, lets check into a motel. Is everyone accounted for? Good.
Rei: how much yen would it cost? Damn Serena, making us go on this stupid trip!! Urgh!
Ami: they don't use yen here, we're going to half to change it into Canadian dollars. *smothers a laugh* (I cant believe its so much less than the American dollar! What cheap-asses!)
Mina: ok, umm… where am I going??
Ami: you, Amara and myself will be going to some place called Port Arthur …
Mina: YAY! I get the smart ones with me!! *little giggle*
*Amara shudders, wanting to cry but is too manly* *Michelle gives her a hug saying "it's alright…"*
Lita: wait a second, where's Hikaru??
Rei: I think she fainted from seeing so many ugly white people so they took her to the hospital.
*everyone shrugs, trying so hard to care*
Lita: well Ami, what about the rest of us?
Ami: You and Michelle will have to go to the hospital where they took Hikaru, then go to Fort William. Rei, that little pink-haired shit and the tall bitch will be taking another flight on Bearskin Airlines to way out in the middle of North-Western Ontario. They'll get to skydive out of the plane.
That Little Pink-Haired Shit : WHAT???
*nobody cares about what she has to say about it*
Ami: well, lets get to it you guys! Have fun!
* they all go their separate way*
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Well, that was part one in my experiment. If you think I should tell you the rest of it, please tell the person who is writing this down for me by reviewing. Thanx!