Magic Knight Rayearth and.....
On with it!!!
By: Angel and Raven
Angel Narrates the story so what she says is not in quotations. We came up with the story in our own sick, demented minds so..........We are sane we just had too much soda and a lot of time....... we don't own Rayearth Blah, Blah, Blah, Etc., Etc., Etc.,
And to those who deny it the Eagle car is truly crappy!!!!!!!!! But Eagle is still a nice smiley vegetable! To get this you must read Rayearth manga number 5. Good thing Geo saved him.............Or I wouldn't have a boyfriend and there would be no candy war.
Raven: We can only dream. Anyway, have fun reading.
Hey!!!!!!! I'm not done!!!!!!!!! Geo is also a Crappy car it is a compact compact!! It's smaller than my Mothers car.
Raven: Wow that IS small
This is our first fan fic. Email us if you like it or if you find it funny (cause that's what its for) at:
Raven
[1]Pixiedust1026@aol.com
Or
Angel
[2]Hikaru22@earthlink.net
Attack of the purple monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Run away! Run away! Zagato freed all the animals from the zoo! Not only that, Raven is chasing Lantis with a stick. And there are too many girls named Miki!!!!! Life is not far!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raven "I'm in a bubble! Stay away from the bubble! Jalapeno poppers!"
(Eagle's throwing gummy bears at me!) The war begins anew! You best not fall asleep tonight Eagle, I've got bubblegum!!
Raven "The candy wars! The CANDY WARS!.........It all began when they first met. That's what you get for falling in love; gum sticking your pillow to your head! Wrappers down your shirt!.........It's a good thing Lantis only steals my soda......That's a BIG hint, Lantis! Gimme!"
Eagle reappears, with a scowl on his face and a pillow stuck to the side of his head. "Angel!!!"
Randi-the neighbor girl- "time to plot my diabolical revenge!......REVENGE!!!!" Scampers off.
Okay.... Perhaps the bubblegum on his pillow was a bit much..... Oh, Lantis! Kind, dear, sweet, loving brother! Would you mind terribly saving your little sister?...Again? Yes, I annoyed my boyfriend once more. Eagle looks bent on homicide this time.
Raven "The poppers!"
Alcyone "Randi, got revenge on the brain?"
Randi "YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"
Alcyone "Then we have much to discuss." Both walk off, snickering evilly.
Zazu (Not the bird! If you're young enough to think that, save your soul now!........ If you decided to go on, hey, we warned you) rolls eyes in utter annoyance, reads off the card someone hands him.(Whomever it was, looked kinda like Clef.....Wait, it is Clef!)
Clef, "On with it already!"
Zazu, "And now for our commercial break........ Thank God....."
COMMERCIAL THE FIRST:.... You like cotton balls...In fact, you love cotton balls......Your life is MEANINGLESS without cotton balls..........You must build a monument symbolizing the greatness of cotton balls!.. You must spend, spend!, Spend!! Spend on cotton balls!!
Eagle gets shoved onto stage. He looks around angrily, "I don't like Victoria's Secret! I don't purchase their products! There isn't one such store in all of Autozam!" #Planet where Eagle Vision came from. His daddy is El Presedente...Err, the president dude..Yay!..... Hey, waitaminute! I know lots about cars and the Eagle Vision model is crappy and doesn't run well! My daddy said so. My dad is the greatest man in the universe! Muahahahahah! My daddy will rule you all! I realize I'm sounding insane because Raven is bursting with laughterness!!!# " I don't care if my girlfriend wears `exciting underwear'! You perverts! What were you smoking!? I don't care what she wears if she likes it!" Angel shoots Eagle a favorable smile.
"Good one!" Lantis said to Eagle, "That oughtta score you some points" Eagle nods in agreement and realizes Angel heard the whole damn thing.... Crap!!!
Hikaru and Ferio are shoved on stage as Angel leads Eagle offstage, pulling hard on his ear. Angel is saying every colorful word in the book for him.
Hikaru stares at her cue card, her face growing redder and redder until it matched her hair. "...........Must I read this?"
"That's what the director said...........or you could go without pay." Replies Ascot.
"...........And what are you doing here?"
"I'm the camera man. Now how do you turn it on?"
"Okay.............." Hikaru gives the camera a big, fake grin. "When I get constipated-"
Ferio "-Waitaminute!!!!!! Mine's about the menstrual cycle!! If you all didn't notice, I'm a MAN!!!!"
The only sound audible is crickets chirping. And sounds of Eagle in pain.
"SODA...........you are?" Raven exclaims.
Just then Caldina, Umi, Geo, Tarta, And-
Raven "AND LAFARGA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Did you hear that? Raven is cheating on Lantis!!! Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hikaru "...........But Lantis was my boyfriend!!!"
All the more reason for Jerry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued
If we get any replies or financial support from readers like you.
Thank you
References
1. mailto:Pixiedust1026@aol.com
2. mailto:Hikaru22@earthlink.net
On with it!!!
By: Angel and Raven
Angel Narrates the story so what she says is not in quotations. We came up with the story in our own sick, demented minds so..........We are sane we just had too much soda and a lot of time....... we don't own Rayearth Blah, Blah, Blah, Etc., Etc., Etc.,
And to those who deny it the Eagle car is truly crappy!!!!!!!!! But Eagle is still a nice smiley vegetable! To get this you must read Rayearth manga number 5. Good thing Geo saved him.............Or I wouldn't have a boyfriend and there would be no candy war.
Raven: We can only dream. Anyway, have fun reading.
Hey!!!!!!! I'm not done!!!!!!!!! Geo is also a Crappy car it is a compact compact!! It's smaller than my Mothers car.
Raven: Wow that IS small
This is our first fan fic. Email us if you like it or if you find it funny (cause that's what its for) at:
Raven
[1]Pixiedust1026@aol.com
Or
Angel
[2]Hikaru22@earthlink.net
Attack of the purple monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Run away! Run away! Zagato freed all the animals from the zoo! Not only that, Raven is chasing Lantis with a stick. And there are too many girls named Miki!!!!! Life is not far!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raven "I'm in a bubble! Stay away from the bubble! Jalapeno poppers!"
(Eagle's throwing gummy bears at me!) The war begins anew! You best not fall asleep tonight Eagle, I've got bubblegum!!
Raven "The candy wars! The CANDY WARS!.........It all began when they first met. That's what you get for falling in love; gum sticking your pillow to your head! Wrappers down your shirt!.........It's a good thing Lantis only steals my soda......That's a BIG hint, Lantis! Gimme!"
Eagle reappears, with a scowl on his face and a pillow stuck to the side of his head. "Angel!!!"
Randi-the neighbor girl- "time to plot my diabolical revenge!......REVENGE!!!!" Scampers off.
Okay.... Perhaps the bubblegum on his pillow was a bit much..... Oh, Lantis! Kind, dear, sweet, loving brother! Would you mind terribly saving your little sister?...Again? Yes, I annoyed my boyfriend once more. Eagle looks bent on homicide this time.
Raven "The poppers!"
Alcyone "Randi, got revenge on the brain?"
Randi "YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"
Alcyone "Then we have much to discuss." Both walk off, snickering evilly.
Zazu (Not the bird! If you're young enough to think that, save your soul now!........ If you decided to go on, hey, we warned you) rolls eyes in utter annoyance, reads off the card someone hands him.(Whomever it was, looked kinda like Clef.....Wait, it is Clef!)
Clef, "On with it already!"
Zazu, "And now for our commercial break........ Thank God....."
COMMERCIAL THE FIRST:.... You like cotton balls...In fact, you love cotton balls......Your life is MEANINGLESS without cotton balls..........You must build a monument symbolizing the greatness of cotton balls!.. You must spend, spend!, Spend!! Spend on cotton balls!!
Eagle gets shoved onto stage. He looks around angrily, "I don't like Victoria's Secret! I don't purchase their products! There isn't one such store in all of Autozam!" #Planet where Eagle Vision came from. His daddy is El Presedente...Err, the president dude..Yay!..... Hey, waitaminute! I know lots about cars and the Eagle Vision model is crappy and doesn't run well! My daddy said so. My dad is the greatest man in the universe! Muahahahahah! My daddy will rule you all! I realize I'm sounding insane because Raven is bursting with laughterness!!!# " I don't care if my girlfriend wears `exciting underwear'! You perverts! What were you smoking!? I don't care what she wears if she likes it!" Angel shoots Eagle a favorable smile.
"Good one!" Lantis said to Eagle, "That oughtta score you some points" Eagle nods in agreement and realizes Angel heard the whole damn thing.... Crap!!!
Hikaru and Ferio are shoved on stage as Angel leads Eagle offstage, pulling hard on his ear. Angel is saying every colorful word in the book for him.
Hikaru stares at her cue card, her face growing redder and redder until it matched her hair. "...........Must I read this?"
"That's what the director said...........or you could go without pay." Replies Ascot.
"...........And what are you doing here?"
"I'm the camera man. Now how do you turn it on?"
"Okay.............." Hikaru gives the camera a big, fake grin. "When I get constipated-"
Ferio "-Waitaminute!!!!!! Mine's about the menstrual cycle!! If you all didn't notice, I'm a MAN!!!!"
The only sound audible is crickets chirping. And sounds of Eagle in pain.
"SODA...........you are?" Raven exclaims.
Just then Caldina, Umi, Geo, Tarta, And-
Raven "AND LAFARGA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Did you hear that? Raven is cheating on Lantis!!! Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hikaru "...........But Lantis was my boyfriend!!!"
All the more reason for Jerry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued
If we get any replies or financial support from readers like you.
Thank you
References
1. mailto:Pixiedust1026@aol.com
2. mailto:Hikaru22@earthlink.net