My WALL•E/Doctor Who crossover, "WALL•E Who?", for .

A/N: I'm still writing Doctor Who Fanfics? God, I am addicted...

Summary: When the TARDIS crash-lands in earth, long in his companions' future, they end up meeting a trash-compacting Johnny-5 look-alike named "WALL•E", an 'Extra-terrestrial Vegetation Evaluator' named "EVE", and a 'Microbe Obliteration' Robot named M-O... SPOILERS for WALL•E and Doctor Who Series 4 Ep 13 Journey's End.

Pairings: Ten/Rose (I couldn't resist writing it!), WALLEVE (both tragic and heart-warming at the same time), Ten/EVE brother/sister friendship/fluffiness (don't ask... seriously, don't.), M-O/VN-GO, HAN-S/PR-T, V-QUM/BRL-A, Donna/Jack, Martha/Mickey... You get the idea.... I'm a major pairing shipper.....

Chapter One – Meet WALL•E

"MAKE IT STOP NOW!!!" screamed someone, the Doctor didn't know who. They were just heading back to Earth just after they had put it back in its proper place, but all of a sudden the TARDIS started shaking violently....

"What is this place?" said Donna. "This is Earth, way in your future. We shouldn't be here, it could mess up timelines!" said the Doctor. "But this can't be Earth! There aren't any humans, and there's rubbish everywhere!" said Rose. Suddenly, the sound of spaceship engines could be heard over their talking, and a small dust storm was close by. "Oh! This is the day the humans return to earth!" said the Doctor "We can go see it for ourselves! Couldn't hurt..." "Just a minute ago you said it would mess up timelines!" said Jack.

"Humans on Earth?!" said Captain McCrea, absolutely perplexed."Err... We sort of.... Crash-landed... But the point is, how did you get The Axiom back to Earth? It should have been impossible with AUTO and no plant!" "Well, WALL•E did most of the work." said Captain McCrea. "And, who is WALL•E?" said Donna. "Waste. Allocation. Load. Lifter. Earth class." said the Doctor "Can we meet him?" "Actually, we still haven't found him. He was with EVE and M-O when we saw him last!" said Captain McCrea. "EVE and M-O... Ooh, an 'Extra-terrestrial Vegetation Evaluator'! And a 'Microbe Obliteration' Bot!" said the Doctor, a big grin on his face.

Finally they found them, inside WALL•E's truck. EVE was searching frantically for new parts to replace WALL•E's broken parts. "EVE?" said Captain McCrea...

WALL•E was working, but he wasn't WALL•E. Not the WALL•E EVE knew. After a while, she let go of his hand reluctantly. "EVE... There might be a way we can get the old WALL•E back....." said the Doctor. EVE perked up slightly at this. "How?" she said.

"Reverse Fossilisation. It will get him back, but...

He'll be human."

A/N: Did anyone see the Futurama Ep(s) where they all asked a 'what if...' to the ''What If' Machine'? Well, did anyone see the 'what if' where Bender was turned into a human? Yeah, I got the whole 'reverse fossilisation' idea from that one... The next chapter will be shorter, because this one was so long and it balances things out. Yeah, I was too engulfed in my own rapid thinking and typing to notice that this was getting really long.. Again...