A/N: I really love stories where you can ask questions, so I decided to write one myself. So, if you have any questions, just PM me, and I'll answer them as soon as possible. I can only answer them sent to me by PM. I'll try to update every day, or at least every other day, depending on the questions I get. Read and review. I don't own South Park. If I did, it surely wouldn't be very successful…
Hey everyone. Welcome to my new blog!
My name's Kyle, and I'm starting to write a blog, too, like all of my friends do. Well, at least almost all of my friends. Everyone except Butters, who isn't allowed to use the computer right now, because he messed up the alphabetical order of the food like it was arranged in their kitchen, or something like that. Actually I shouldn't do it, either, because my mom forbade me to use the internet for three months yesterday. She caught Cartman and me while he was trying to find new friends for me on ChatRoulette again. Unfortunately, when she came in, we were connected to a guy jerking off, which made her think we watched porn. I tried to explain her that we didn't look at that cock on purpose, and, like Cartman always says, that it just "happens sometimes", but she wouldn't believe me. She even took my laptop away from me! This teaches me not to let the fatass come to my house ever again. Mom doesn't like him anyway, because he called her a big fat stupid bitch, and even sang a song about it. Now I can't play FarmVille for the next few months, just because of his stupid idea of using ChatRoulette on my computer. I bet my animals and veggies will be dead when I'll play again!
The only reason I can surf the web now is that she has gone protesting about the news that another Terrance and Phillip movie is gonna come to the cinemas in August. I'm on her computer, though, and I got to this site by accident, actually. I wanted to go to Facebook, but for some reason I ended up on this website. I suppose my mom is writing a blog, too, then, because this site shows up very often in the web history. I bet she's writing about some really boring stuff, like cooking, or the weather, or something like that. I haven't found it yet, so if anyone knows what she calls her blog, please tell me. Anyway, please don't talk to her about me using the internet, or she's gonna ground me, like, forever. Well, I could blame Ike for doing it, but if he denies it, she'll believe him rather than me, like she always does.
Okay, whatever, if you got any questions, just write them to me, and I'll answer them in one of my next entries.
Thanks for visiting my blog.
See you.
-KB-