A/N: This was an idea which simply refused to leave me in peace until I typed it out. It was inspired by pottersweetie's fics which I am currently reading. She writes really good Blair/Dan fics, you should check them out. They converted me into a Dair(?) shipper. Anyways I hope you enjoy reading this. :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Gossip Girl.


Honesty and Social Graces

Her stocking-ed feet

wrap themselves around him.

Her tiny hands

fumble with the buttons on his shirt.

His bigger hands try to hold her

and touch her at the same time.

In the dark confines of the closet

they desperately try to cover

every inch of each

others skin with fevered kisses.

Dan Humphrey has never liked

meeting in closets.

Something about it just screams

dishonesty.

And people like Dan don't do dishonesty.

it's simply unacceptable.

Blair Waldorf has never liked

meeting in closets either.

People like her do not do closets

because it's not classy.

And Blair is the very epitome of classy.

Anything else is

simply unacceptable.

But all that doesn't matter

when compared to the feeling

that comes from

hiding in closets

and sharing kisses.

It's a feeling

of thrill.

Of excitement.

It's a rush

like no other.

So honesty and social graces

don't really matter

Certainly not to Dan Humphrey

and certainly not to Blair Waldorf.

Because what are honesty and social graces

when compared to

the thrill to be got from

forbidden kisses in dark closets?

Nothing,

Nothing at all.


A/N: Reviews would be very much appreciated as I would love to know what you thought about it. :)