A/N- This is TwilightReader3137!

PLEASE be nice to me. This is my first fan fiction. Lots is going on with me, so right now I can't handle hate mail. I know it's a weird idea, but I thought it up in Social Studies.

Who can you blame?

Enjoy! J

(also, I would like to thank all of my favorite

Fanfictioners, like retroninjachick and vampirelegened. Lots of these ideas came from them. They also inspired me to write.

Disclaimer-I do not own twilight. I wish I did, but I don't.

Chapter 1

First Sight

EPOV

"EDDIE BEAR! TIME FOR SCHOOL!!!!"

Oh no.

I pulled the pillow over my head with a lot of effort.

This is pathetic.

"EDDIE POO! GET UP!!!"

Oh my God. She did not just call me Eddie Poo.

Alice swiftly hopped on my mattress, jumping up and down like a maniac.

"COME ON EDWARD! PLEASE DON'T MISS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!!

PUT ON THIS SHIRT AND LETS GO!!"

I felt something soft graze my face. First, she calls me eddie poo. THEN shes picking out my clothes. I'm going to have to give Alice a serious talk soon.

"GOD! I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET DRESSED IF ONLY THIS SIX YEAR OLD WOULD GET OFF OF MY BED AND OUT OF MY ROOM! GO PLAY DRESS UP WITH JASPER OR SOMETHING!"

And with that, I hopped out of bed, picked her up, and threw her out. She landed on her butt, and it kind of looked like it hurt, but at the moment, I didn't care.

I slammed the door in her pixie-like face and turned on my iHome to full blast. This is routine, cause I can't concentrate properly without music.

I looked down at my simple boxers. They had the Sox on them. (A/N- I hate the Soxs. But right now they're Edwards favorite. GO CUBS!) Huh. I could have swore I wore the Garfield ones last night.

I bunted the shirt Alice got me across the room. It landed nicely in the waste paper basket. Even though I love my AC/DC shirt, I was feeling pretty sour towards Alice at the moment. I settled for my Jimi Hendrix shirt and some jeans.

"Umm, EDWARD!" a tiny voice said nervously.

Oh my God. What is she doing here again?

"Have you come to ruin my nice morning MORE, Alice?"

I pressed.

"I just wanted to give you some smart advice." she warned.

More with the advice. She seems to be giving me a lot of advice these days. What with my smoking and small criminal record.

Whatever.

"Sure Alice! WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"Get on your bed before you get hurt. I feel so terrible. Forgive me! Now MOVE!"

What?

Why do I have to get on my bed?

Oh.

Oh.

"Holy CRAP!"

A blond boy burst through the door.

Jasper.

I was seriously scared.

Jazz turned possessed when someone was messing with his Alice .

He looks at her in this weird Alice mine way. One time this boy was flirting with her, and Jasper practically beheaded him.

I could tell I was gonna get my butt whooped today.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!?!?! TELL ME SO I WON'T HAVE A REASON TO DISMEMBER YOUR PUNY BODY!"

Yep. A good ass-whoopen' was on the way.

"UMMM.. JAZZ? LET'S BE REASONABLE. OK?

CALM DOWN."

He was defiantly not calming down.

"YOU MADE HER CRY! YOU LITTLE MOTHER FUC…"

Thank God I cut him off.

"BYE!" I screamed simply. I was so scared out of my wits, that I ran past them both and grabbed my backpack.

I grabbed the hot pocket mom was holding out of me and sprinted to my Volvo.

Jasper was catching up to me.

Oh no.

I started the car soundlessly and almost hit Alice's Porsche.

I hope he didn't see that.

That was a jumpy ride to school.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

I pulled in the school parking lot and sat there for a minute.

I got away from the demon that was inside Jasper.

THAT was a relief.

Since I was early, I turned on a CD and inspected the school.

Regular girl, regular girl, more regular girls.

You see, girls DIE over me for some reason. I guess you could call me a play-boy.

I date a girl, then I dump a girl. Right now I'm going out with this girl named Tanya.

I'm going to dump her today, so I'm looking for someone hot.

Then I saw her.