Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
...responses...
Gamelover41592: Fair enough
contrast: (shrug) Repressed rage mostly, Mable reminds me of a real-life jerk who abused my Great Aunt Beverly's love for him and now she's been sent to the hospital and will probably will die soon.
RasenganFin: Yes, i have.
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Deep inside the beastly Gravity Falls Jungle...Jungle girl Mable was on the prowl, stalking her prey through the tall grass, billy club in hand and clad in nothing but a leopard pelt...she crawled forward...
The mighty dragon slumbered before her, his back was to her, he was completely undefended. Mable smirked as she raised her club to strike it down-\
PHHHHRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT!
The dragon's fiery flatulence engulfed Mable, she screamed as she was knocked far. She groaned as she got up...and watched as her Billy club crumbled to ash...
"GAH! BILLY! YOU WERE SO YOUNG! ...ALSO MOM IS GOING TO KILL ME!"
And then her pelt crumbles to ash, exposing her nudity to the world. Mable squealed in embarrassment as she frantically ran home before anyone could see her...
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Puitepée, wife of Teträm, and adopted stepmom of Mable and Dipper cooked traditional troll rat stew...and barked at Mable.
"You destroyed ANOTHER Billy Club!? Dang it Mable you need to learn to be more responsible for your things! Go to bed, no rat for you!" Shouted the giant She-troll. "And if I hear you ruined one more personal belonging- even if it's something as useless as your pelt -I'll tan your hide!"
"Uh, okay. Sure Ma!" Shouts Mable quickly as she concealed her modesty with a plant and ran upstairs, silently praying how thankful she is for how obsessed trolls are with weapons that they have restrictive tunnel vision for everything else...especially when it comes to clothes!
Puitepée frowned at this, Mable giving up on rat without a fight? Awfully suspicious...
And then her soup began to burn and she quickly focused on saving it. And thus completely forgetting about Mable..
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Mable quickly wrapped her blanket around herself to hide her shame as she heard her twin brother come upstairs, "Oh, I can't keep this up forever! Eventually someone will see my pelt is gone! And I can't make any new clothes without destroying something else of mine or Dipper's...which I'm pretty sure would still make Ma pretty upset! What do I do!?" She thinks to herself in panic.
Dipper Pines, clad in nothing but a loincloth, walked in with a yawn. "Gee Mable you missed some pretty dang good rat! Also, Mom wants to talk to you tomorr- Oh!"
Cried out Dipper as his loincloth got snagged on the door frame, giving him a small wedgie and tearing the strap a bit. "Dang it, we really need to fix that stupid splintery wood." Says Dipper as he quickly reties the ripped part of the cloth. "Well, Good night Mable!" Shouts Dipper as he flops down on the bed and goes fast asleep.
Mable didn't hear him...she just stared over at him...a mischievous grin forming as she got an idea...
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Dipper yawned as he awoke from bed the next morning, he scratched his rear as he woke up and walked across the room... "Morning Mable." He says in a drowsy manner.
Mable smirks beneath her blanket, "Geez Dipper! All this time and I never would've guessed you were my twin SISTER."
Dipper looks at her confused, "What are you- And then he feels the draft and sees it's source -GAH! Where's my loincloth!?" He cried out in panic as he covers his groin mortified.
Mable took her chance, she slowly got up and made sure her blanket began to slide off- "Geez, Dipper, two hands are kinda overkill don't you think? From what I saw, just a THIMBLE would do." She teased as she let her blanket hit the floor as she stood up.
Dipper turned to retort- The vomited. "GAH! MABLE COVER YOURSELF!" He shouted horrified.
Mable looked down in mock surprise, "WHA!? MY PELT IS GONE TOO!? WE MUST HAVE A THIEF ON THE LOOSE!"
Before Dipper could respond...
"Hey kids, you seen my loincloth?" Asked their troll father as he entered their room.
Both kids promptly vomited at the sight of their naked, unashamed troll father.
"Okay, I did not think this through." Thinks a green Mable...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Many of the characters and setting above is from 'Trolls of Troy', I don't own them.
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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