"Hey, Ally-Wally." Alex was sitting alone at his lunch table with his lunch table waiting while Tom was getting his lunch. He was quietly munching on a carrot stick when he was approached, no ambushed by Drew, the most popular girl in school and her cronies.
"Goaway," he mumbled, staring straight ahead at the food on his plate. Drew sniffed and flicked her (dyed) auburn hair.
"Oh Ally-Wally, Don't try to hide it. I just KNOW you like me." She giggled shrilly and her cronies tittered along with her. Alex rolled his eyes.
"No I don't. Go away." He enunciated every word, like he was talking to a toddler of the lowest intellect. He went back to staring at his plate and decided to pick up a piece of tomato. Drew giggled even more shrilly and placed her delicate, lily-white hand on his shoulder, long manicured fingernails stabbing out of his flesh. Alex winced.
"Oh Ally-Wally. Stop denying it." She giggled that shrill giggle that sent something crawling up Alex's spine. The nails dug further.
"Go away!" Alex snapped, glaring at her, his eyes boring holes into her soul. He brushed her hand off his shoulder, inflicting enough force as to break one of her ever-so precious nails.
Her eyes widened as she stared at her nail, jagged edges and all. Without a second glance at Alex, she stormed off in a huff, cronies competing to comfort her.
Tom, who had been watching all this while, walked up to Alex, tray in hand and huge grin on face.
"Hey Ally-Wally," Tom's smile got even bigger as he did the girliest wave he could muster.
" Oh shut up Tom!"
AN: Hey this is Fluffy. This is one of the several Alex Rider drabbles/oneshots that I have written. This is my first story so please review and let me know what you think of it. Oh, and if you review, I'll hurry up with another oneshot that involves Blunt and pink underpants. :D