Author's note: I was very bored when I wrote this and if you don't have anything positive to say, please, just keep it to yourself. I can't draw well and drawing takes too long, so instead I write a more sensual piece. Please enjoy~ P.S. YAOI and stuff T-T This is basically what if Minato met a gay guy (Arashi) and actually they will become more of a comedic duo as the storyline progresses. Plus, I love the fanfiction of Minato in yaoi but he's either too straightforward or just... hormonal all over xD. This depicts I believe in my own opinion, Minato's real reactions and fun stuff. IN addition, I keep Kushina because well...she is very important. Also, I tend to ramble lol. Lastly, please enjoy and fair warning, I can be little dark mwahahaha.

Chapter 1

The darkness surrounded him like a veil as he felt himself floating on nothing. A searing red hot pain began in his skull, and flinching, he opened his cerulean blue eyes and was greeted with blurred vision. It only took a moment for him to focus and he saw a brick walled room with a dark chasmic ceiling held by wood beams and a metal door with three thick bars in the top half to his right. It was locked from the outside and he knew that he was in a bind. His muscles ached and he wondered how long he'd been out for. Where…ugh…he flinched as his side –which was bandaged—began to inflict pain upon him. He sucked in his breath, trying to focus on his condition and any possible escape methods. Damn it…He blew his bangs out of his eyes from habit when he was deep in thought. His hair was blonde and kinda spiky…and Kushina had often teased him about it. Kushina… he realized he didn't know where she was. He gasped and his eyes widened in panic; he tried to leap up but was instantly jolted back onto the thin bed by shackles on his hands and feet. He couldn't form hand signs due to the shortness of the chains which were tied to the bed post and in addition, he didn't have enough chain length to be able to kick or defend himself from danger if his opressor wanted to kill him. Sh-hit… He began to sweat slightly. He shook his head, trying to remain calm, with his heart beating fast. He had to find Kushina! He closed his eyes and felt for her using technique taught to him by a close rather eccentric gal friend of his.

He sensed her a few rooms down, and bit his lip –she wasn't alone—as he realized there were two…no three men with her. They were guarding her from what he could tell…but he didn't like the way they were moving about her…like a pack of hungry paranhas… A sharp intake of breath as he sensed a very eerie chakra…a fourth man was there…a man with long hair…he was leaving her room –much to Minato's relief—but heading for his cell now.

Tensed, he saw the shadow pass over and the click of the key turning in the lock. His heart beat even faster and he did his best to maintain a poker face as the man with pale skin and snake-like eyes with purple markings around the eyes gazed upon him with a snideful smirk of victory. Minato wanted to speak but his words got caught in his throat. Speak…damnit… be a man!... Don't let snake-face intimidate you! He tried to calm himself down. He heard the steps and found he couldn't take his eyes off of snake-face.

"Imagine my surprise…" the man started velvety toned, ''To think that Jiraiya's beloved deciple…supposedly dead for 14 years…has in fact….been alive…all this time…"

Minato shivered. It wasn't because he was shirtless though…

"Orochimaru…" Minato spat.

"Oh? Didn't Jiraiya teach you some manners?" Orochimaru said dangerously cool, taking Minato's chin and forcing Minato to look directly into Orochimaru's excited snake eyes which were a dirty gold color…and eyeing him with a deep intensity.

Minato didn't know what to say. He couldn't tell Orochimaru that his memories were sealed…inside of Naruto and that he was sharing a split personality with "Sparky" his alias… Kushina had the same thing going on with her too…and his eyes widened as he heard her scream.

"Ku-Kushina!" Minato yelled panicking, struggling against Orochimaru's grip on his face. Orochimaru released Minato's chin and stood up, looking in the direction of the door.

"Relax boy…they haven't been assigned to do anything to her…as of yet…" he said with an icy gleefull tone that made Minato's skin crawl.

"I came to …bring back Sasuke to Konoha!" Minato declared.

"Oh?...you sure go out on a limb for that Fox child brat…" Orochimaru remarked coolly.

"Grrrr…." Minato clenched his teeth to stop from shooting a rude array of remarks back.

He shivered as he felt Orochimaru touch his forehead…nose..cheek…

"You're alive…" he heard Orochimaru murmur, "I already knew this as of 2 years ago…but how... it was for certain deemed that you two had perished…"

Truth was, Minato couldn't remember how he was alive either. His heart sank, was he going to become part of Orochimaru's experiments? And what about Kushina?... he had assure her safety… at least grant her some safety…

"Let her go…" he said quietly, staring bravely into Orochimaru's eyes.

"Oh?" Orochimaru crooned, stroking Minato's cheek –Minato flinched—and appearing deep in thought. "What do I get in return?"

"I'll… tell you how I managed to escape death with Kushina 12 years ago!" he declared trying to make his voice waver less.

"You're lying," Orochimaru hissed, tugging Minato's hair painfully and Minato's eyes watered.

"I'll do anything…" Minato's voice was faltering, "please let her go…"

"You know…I only need one of you to figure out this mystery…I could just kill you…and keep her… my men don't get to hold pretty women as often if you get my drift…" Orochimaru smiled at Minato menacingly and Minato felt red hot anger boiling up inside. Without planning or really thinking period, he head butted Orochimaru into the wall by the door and although his forehead hurt and his eyes watered, he had the satisfaction of seeing Orochimaru being temporarily disorientated.

"Why you…" Orochimaru's eyes flashed and before Minato could prepare for impact, he felt his airways being constricted by Orochimaru's vice-like grip.

Choking for air, Minato feebly flailed, the chains rattling as he tried to struggle against Orochimaru. Panting, He could only think about Kushina and how there was no way in hell, he could leave her here! "Ugh! Guh…"

"I've changed my mind…" Orochimaru crooned into Minato's ear suddenly.

Minato's eyes opened wide, and he coughed as he looked in the direction of the doorway—Kushina was being pushed inside by the three(not attractive but not actually unacctractive men) wearing all black, and Kushina's arms were bound behind her while her feet had shackles and she too couldn't kick to defend herself either. Her beautiful red hair was in disarray and Minato longed to hug her and tell her that they'd escape no matter what together… go back and try to think of another game plan of rescueing Sasuke.

They'd gotten captured because Minato had under-estimated some of Orochimaru's "pets" and they'd been taken out by Kojiku… one of Orochimaru's more humane experiments…but none the less deadly.

"I couldn't get near you or her before because you were undetectable when you weren't in the village…" Orochimaru sauntered over to Kushina, who, to Minato's pride, managed to wrap her chain extension of her hands and flipped over one the guards. She quickly sent the other two guards flying and had turned only to find her self flying backwards and hitting the wall by Minato's bed. He gasped as she rolled onto his bed and he couldn't touch her because of his hands being bound to the post but he did his best to shield her delicate and now unconscious form from Orochimaru who had beckoned for Kabuto to pick her up.

"No!" Minato yelled, "Don't…you dare touch her unless you want me to fucking kill you!"

"I'm so scared," Kabuto sneered amused and he picked her up like she was pillow and Minato writhed although he knew he couldn't do anything. He could hear them by the cell door whispering to each other and glancing at him. Watching Kushina being taken from his sight was just too much … too much for Minato to bear. Gritting his teeth, he knew he'd have to find a way to rescue her…and himself!

"I want you to watch…" Orochimaru said, smiling nastily, "…as those three men get a full apology with feeling later this evening from her… I was going to kill you originally…but I like to see the spirit of my prey completely shatter…decipate….until nothing is left…" He leaned in and whispered menacingly into Minato's ear, "…but an empty shell…"

Minato's eyes widened, as shock of the message sunk in.

"No…" a hollow echo had taken over his tone.

"K-kill me then!" Minato's voice was constricted now with unmasked panic and pain.

"Not..Kushina…d-don't do anything…to her…" he knew how weak that sounded but he didn't know what else to say. Lost and alone…he had no back-up and he regretted the reality of his situation…he was at Orochimaru's mercy. The pain in his side from where he'd been cut by a sword throbbed and he flinched, "Nnng…" his head ache had increased ten-fold thanks to him headbutting Orochimaru and he knew he was not thinking straight anymore.

"Killing you is too easy boy…" Orochimaru crooned, " I want you to watch as I kill her…while she's in that final stage of complete and utter…ectasy.."

"No!" Minato heard an almost inhuman strangled voice like an animal's repeatedly shouting, and he wondered if it was him. He was the one sounding like a strangled animal.

"She no longer holds the demon fox…she is expendible…but you…" Orochimaru grinned nastily.

"You—what are you saying…" Minato gasped, wondering how Orochimaru knew he had the Yin half of Kyuubi sealed within himself.

Orochimaru let out a leering chuckle and Minato's heart sank. He knew…he already knew…

Minato decided he'd have no choice but to use Yin's chakra to break out, but before he could, he felt a searing jolt coarse through his body, so painful that he cried out unintentionally, "Aaaahg!"

Going limp and breathing heavily, he was stunned.

"Oh right… you and Kushina can't use chakra…thanks to that seal." Kabuto shook his head at Minato's apparent stupidity. When Kushina screamed…so that was it then… Minato panted softly, his heart rate speeding. Damn it….he thought, heart sinking. He averted his gaze from their direction and looked instead at the ground silently. He heard the sound of footsteps and then the door being shut and the click of the key turning in the lock. He closed his eyes feeling utterly powerless. Kushina was in danger because of him…and he had no way of saving her…no back up…and Orochimaru planned to break his spirit…as a means of amusement… Minato bit his lip so hard that it bled, and he tried to use his tongue to stop the bleeding. Coppery taste was in his mouth and he felt Yin stirr within him. Blood…he could use his blood to activate Yin… but the memory of the searing pain came back and he knew that if provoked…that technique would kill him before he could save Kushina. All he could do was wait…and see if he couldn't somehow hatch a game plan in time to save Kushina…even if it meant he'd have to die in the end.