A/N: I don't know what it is, I don't know where it came from. It just happened. This is a parody of the Glen Commerical: / watch?v=q1PFMFAvGpk
One morning, Edward Elric was in a bad mood and completely drained of energy. He was thirsty, so he pulled a Starbucks doubleshot expresso out of the refrigerator and popped it open. As soon as he took the first sip, he heard crescendo-ing music behind him, and turned around to see an entire rock band standing in the living room playing a song.
"Ed!" They sang.
"Ed Ed Ed,
"Ed Ed Ed,
"Ed Ed EEEED!"
"…what the Hell?"
Later, while Ed was brushing his teeth.
"Ed's the man, finding the sto-one…"
And on the way to work.
"Got his drive, got his miss-i-on."
'How long are they going to follow me?'Ed wondered, glancing behind at them.
"His brother's soul is trapped, but Ed won't gi-ive up,"
"He will fight, he will keep Al aliiiive!"
In the cab to HQ.
"Ed's the
World's greatest alchemist,
He's the cream of the crop,
The Homunculi will never beat their ri-ival."
'I like this song,' thought Ed, his cocky grin growing. He didn't even bother wondering how the band could fit in the cab.
At HQ.
"Ed is a
"Badass MoFo on his way to the top,"
'I REALLY like this song.'
"Who knows, one day he just might begiiiiiiin,
Growing tall-ler."
Ed stopped and whirled around.
"WHAT WAS THAT?" He screamed at the band. "WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE! I'LL GO ROCKY ON YOUR ASSES! WE'LL SEE IF YOU SURVIVE THIS!"
Two guys in black walked by and carted the screaming and cursing Ed away. Then Roy Mustang walked by, also drinking a doubleshoot expresso.
"Roy!