Kuroshitsuji Crack- I dont own this anime or any of the refrences.
Sebastian was walking down to the garden when he saw a cat.
He picked it up and started cuddling it. The cat got out of his grasp and took out a package of skittles.
"TASTE THE RAINBOW~!" it yelled and started throwing them random directions
"Hey, I got a good idea. Why not throw them one direction."
The cat stopped, and he started to stare, then he started to laugh he laughed for a while. He said "Ha, come on Sebby, lets walk to the store. I'll buy you some gapes so you won't have to ask anymore."
"Oh, that's fine. I didn't ask you for Grapes."
The cat stared at him wide eyed "YOUR ARGUMENT IS IN VALID!"
The Sebastian cried at that point Grell came out with Will. They stood by Sebastian. "Sebby, let me take a picture of you~"
He took out his camera and the camera flashed once then Sebastian moved, then the second flash.
"WHAT ARE YOU STUPID? RED EYE FLASHES TWICE!" he exclaimed.
Just them Ciel came out to see Grell mad and Sebastian crying and smirked "Now that's a Kodak moment."
Then a girl scout came up to Ciel, "Is That a girl or a boy?" she said pointing to Grell.
"To be honest, No one knows."
"Lets find out," Lizzy said popping out of no where. "a1, a2, a3," she said running, then came back "the world may never know"
Sebastian hoped on a cat and yelled "NYAN POWERS ACTIVATE!"
Then he flew into the sky with the cat pooping out a rainbow and his body turning into pop-tart, saying "Nyan" over and over again, leaving everyone with the expression of 'WTF just happened'
The End
Just kidding! Claude came out and yelled "Ima eat yo children!"
Then Sebastian came down form outer space and started to sing the bed intruder song.
Grell started singing baby by Justin Beiber out of tune to Sebastian... Oh wait the songs by Justin Beiber it has no tune.
Ciel face-palmed and Lizzy ate a doughnut and they all lived happily every after.
The End! For realz yo!