Do NOT ASK!
Warnings: Tsukasa is a guy in the game. Male readers may or may not understand/want to understand
Tsukasa's First Period
One fine morning in The World, before discovering the key to logging out, Tsukasa awoke in an inn that he had checked into the previous day. Any clock we know would have told us, 4:15AM, so we shall assume it was really early.
As he opened his eyes, he felt a fluid, yet sticky substance. Dreading what he might see, the poor boy looked down...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGH!!"
...and quickly flashmailed everyone he knew, begging them to turn up at the inn.
Several minutes later, Bear, BT, Sora and Crim were at the inn. As they entered, they found the Wavemaster wrapped in one of the inn's blankets, looking very traumatized. "We got your mail. Is something wrong?" Bear asked.
Sora and Crim looked around the cozy room and discovered Tsukasa's pants lying on the floor in a crumpled heap. "Uhh, look, you're a cute kid, Tsukasa, but I don't appreciate being taken out of an e-confrence for cyber sex," Crim said, misunderstanding the situation.
Tsukasa, looking sicker than before, moaned, "It's nothing like that."
"Then what is it, little Tsukasa?" Sora chirped, ignoring Crim's yells of, "What are you doing up?"
"Look at the insides."
BT, being the only brave one at this point, strode nonchalently over to the discarded pants and looked inside. "Well, I'll be damned," she muttered. "Tsukasa," BT began, turning to him. "For some screwed up reason, you are starting your period."
Sora fell onto the ground with laughter, Bear rubbed at his eyes, BT blinked and Crim and Tsukasa fell backwards in a dead faint.
By the time Tsukasa woke up next, he was alone, with several flashmails. The first one was from BT, with the subject of "Explanation."
"Tsukasa,
I'll arrange a meeting with Mimiru and Subaru. Having some girls around who know what's happening will probably be good for you. Maybe Bear and Crim should be present as well. If female bonding doesn't work, there's always male bonding.
Try not to draw attention to yourself, and stay in that inn.
Signed,
BT."
"I'm a boy! Dammit! And how the hell does she know if male bonding will be good for me?" Tsukasa howled in an outrage. Taking a look at his next mail, his mood only worsened. It was from Sora, with the subject of "Oooo, how fascinating!"
"Little Tsu-kun,
A period? I thought you were a boy. This proves interesting. Maybe you're a trans?
I'm curious as to how you'll deal with this. Does The World have pads and tampons? Oo.
I'll be monitoring this.
Love,
Sora
(PS: I know about your meeting with BT. Depending on when it is, I'll be there too.)
"The demented stalker, wonderful." And so began Tsukasa's first "period day".
Short 'n sweet.