A/N So I had this idea during class one day because All I Do is Win was stuck in my head. Hope you like it!

"Zach! Get up we're going to be late!"

I groaned. That was my roommate Grant. He was the uptight one in the "family." Our family consists of me, my sister Macey, her boyfriend Nick, Grant, his girlfriend Bex, my other best friend Jonas, his girlfriend Liz, and my girlfriend of the week. I broke up with Tina Walters yesterday, too much of a bitch. I was going to the club tonight to find a new girlfriend. Okay, okay, I know what you're thinking, "What the hell? Why are you such a man-whore?" I'll tell you. I'm 23! Aren't I allowed to explore the opposite sex? You know, get to know them before I decide to settle down?

"ZACHARY!"

"I'm coming!"

I quickly got up and got dressed for work. I grabbed a pop tart and a cup of coffee and headed for the car. Grant was in there looking pissed.

"Dude! What took you so long?"

"Sorry. I was getting ready."

"Yeah for the past half hour. Jeez you'd think you were a girl."

I smirked at him. He rolled his eyes. He doesn't like my lifestyle. He says that I should at least be with a girl for a couple of weeks and then decide if it's going well or not. He also tells me that I should wait a little bit before getting a new girlfriend. Blah blah blah. Life's too short to take time. Why bother? We were on our way to work when Grant remembered something.

"Oh! Hey dude, I hear that a new girl is coming in...don't even think about it! She's Macey, Bex, and Liz's best friend. So break her heart and they'll kill you. So, just stay away from her."

I smirked,"Oh Grant, you know I'd do no such thing. And why wasn't she at our branch before if she's such good friends with my sister?"

"She worked here for a little bit, but she got transfered out in New York. But now she's back."

"I see, so do you have her name? You know, so I can be sure to stay away."

He rolled his eyes, "You'll meet her soon enough. Oh, I left out a very important piece of information..."

He stepped out of the car, "She's the Chameleon."

I sat there in shock. The Chameleon is one of the best spies in the world, next to me of course, but the stories we've all heard of her, she sounds really really good. And that is why I have to have her.

I walked into work and was greeted by my sister.

"Zach, stay away from my friend."

"Ahhh, good to see you too Mace, and don't worry, I'll be Goode."

She snorted, "Ha. Just keep it in your pants."

"Whatever you say Mace."

She walked away and I headed for my office, I had a crap load of paperwork to finish. Buuut of course I couldn't finish it because in walked Tina.

"Hey Zachie." She said in a "seductive" voice.

I sighed, "Hi Tina."

She came over and sat on the corner of my desk.

"So what are the plans for tonight?"

"Well, I'm staying home, what are you doing?" Trying to get the point across that we aren't together anymore.

"Ooh, maybe I'll stop by."

"Uhhh, I don't think so. Tina, we're not together anymore."

I could see anger and sadness cross her face.

"What do you mean?"

"We broke up yesterday."

"Oh. That? That was just a little spat, we'll get through it, our love is stronger than that."

"Tina. I can't. I need space."

"I can give you that! We can go out tomorrow instead."

"No. Tina, it's over."

I saw it click in her head.

"ZACHARY GOODE! YOU ARE SUCH A SLUT! I HATE YOU! YOU KNOW, ALL THE GIRLS WARNED ME ABOUT YOU BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT! I GAVE YOU A CHANCE! YOU CAN GO DIE!" She stormed out.

Well, I see the "speech" hasn't changed. Every girl I date gives me that same exact speech when I break up with them. They must like teach it to each other or something.

Grant walked in shaking his head, having heard Tina's outburst.

"Dude, you have to be more gentle."

"I was! I didn't say half of the things I wanted to, I stayed calm and cool, but I mean come on. When am I not?"

"Whatever. Here."

He dropped a whole new pile of paperwork on my desk.

"Dude! I haven't even finished last week's!"

"Well maybe if you stopped focusing on which girl you're going to date next maybe you could actually get some work done!"

He walked out. I feel bad for the dude. He has no idea what he's missing. So many girls, so little time.

Finally the torture I call work ended. Grant and I drove home in silence. No doubt that he was still mad at me. But I mean, it's Tina. He HATES Tina. Who wouldn't? We got home and I went to my room to shower up and get ready for tonight. I lied to Tina. I wasn't gonna stay home on a Friday night! Are you kidding me? I'm going out. I just didn't want her to go to the club and try to seduce me. Clingy chick that she is.

I got out of the shower, put on a shirt that brings out my amazing muscles, and some jeans, and headed out the door.

"Grant! Get your butt to the car!"

He came out rolling his eyes.

"How come you're late to work everyday but when it comes to going to the club you're like an hour early?"

"Work bores me."

"Right, right. Risking your life everyday bores you. Why didn't I consider that before?"

"It's not that. It's when I'm not on a mission, the paperwork bores me."

"It bores me too but you know what I've figured out? If you actually do it, you have time to do something!"

"Ehh, I'm good with the way my life is now."

"Whatever."

We arrived at the club and went in. The song "Bottoms Up" by Trey Songz was blasting through the speakers. I went to the bar to get a shot of vodka to loosen up. I saw Macey and Bex and Liz dancing with their boyfriends. I glanced around the room and saw a bunch of girls. None of them even noticed me. Just give it half an hour, they'll be screaming my name. I took another shot.

"Zach! ZACH!"

I opened my eyes I felt like crap, "Ugh. What?"

I looked up and saw a girl hovering over me. I looked down. Nope, still dressed, as was she.

"Oh, good, you're okay."

I sat up, "Where am I?

"At my house. You were at the club last night and took too many shots. You passed out so I brought you here."

"Who are you? How do you know my name?"

"I'm Cameron, but my friends call me Cammie. And this helped me a whole lot."

She held up my wallet, which I didn't know was missing. I snatched it from her and put it back in my pocket.

"Why didn't my friends take me home?"

"Oh, they didn't want to deal with you. They didn't want me to deal with you either but I thought that I'd let them enjoy their evening. I wasn't having that much fun anyways."

"Why not?"

"Ehh, clubs aren't really my thing. Cheap liquor, stupid guys hitting on me, I only went 'cause Macey and Bex forced me to go."

"You know them?"

"Yeah. They're my best friends."

"Wait...why haven't I seen you around the office then?"

"Oh, I just moved back here from New York."

It clicked. Cammie was the girl I was supposed to stay away from. Cammie is the girl that I want to get to know, because I can't have her. Wait, that means Cammie is the Chameleon. Holy crap!

I played it cool, "So, you're the Chameleon?"

She blushed, "Yeah."

"Cool. Well I'd like to get to know you more. We should hang out. We could invite the gang."

"I-I don't know."

"Aww, why not?"

"I don't hang out with man-whores."

My jaw dropped, "What?"

"Oh c'mon Zach. I've heard all of the stories about you. I know that I'm just a new game for you...I don't think so."

Just then I got a major headache. I groaned and passed out again. This was going to be interesting.

A/N What do you think? You like? I hope you do! I DO NOT OWN by the way. Not the Gallagher Girls nor Bottoms up. Even though that is like my favorite song. Laters!