A/N1: Yo! PuddingNinja here with a collab with my friend DeathWish1234! This story includes Bev from "Out of the Ordinary" and Cari from "Don't Touch Me"! If you see AN1, it's me! Now, to take it to DeathWish1234!
A/N2: HEY PEOPLES! I'm co authoring a book with my buddy PuddingNinja here! ENJOY OUR AMAZINGNESS! AND REVIEW PLEASE! BTW If you ever see A/N2 then it's ME DEATHWISH1234! Have fun my victims =)
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The soldiers' ships made a strange humming noise as their engines halted silently in the black vast hollow we call space. The humming noise was the only other noise being created on the entire ship. Everyone was tense and silent, deathly silent. They were taking the risk of a life time by attacking something so huge, so mammoth sized, so… massive.
Inside the strange vessel, a large troop leader stared ahead with a cocky smirk on his face. He stood about 5 feet into the air. Compared to him standing straight legged, this was shocking. His legs were always bent but to reach the height of five feet while bent, it was enough to make any person bow in respect for him. His eyes were a solid dark red color that stuck out very well against his stone grey skin. His shiny white horns splayed out on his head and slid backwards until they were nearly touching his back. Horns were a sign of power where he came from, the larger your horns were, the more you were respected.
The massive man growled deeply in his throat as a beeping signal sprawled out across the screen in front of him. He was in no mood to deal with more annoying servants right now. He wanted nothing more than to be left alone to plot and plan his next move.
"Snips, decline the incoming transmission," His deep gravelly voice rumbled lowly.
"Sir yes sir!" Snips called and saluted respectfully before punching a red button on his command screen. The transmition then showed and X and blinked red a few times before disappearing completely. However it was not long until another beeping started. This time it was emanating from his wrist communicator.
Lifting his arm curiously, his sleek armor shifted along with his movements and slid together with a few clicks every few seconds. This was symbolizing that the armor was doing its job and staying impenetrable to everything. The clicks were the inner mechanisms working at a fast pace to assess the situation and the wearers current danger. It was to form a new substance every few seconds that just became stronger and stronger until nothing was ever able to penetrate it.
"Incoming transmition…" His wrist plate drone on and on, unable to deny this call. Groaning exasperatedly, he accepted the call and watched a light blue light screen formed a rectangle in the air, playing out the message for him.
"Kazu! The Irkens are unaware of our current positions, awaiting orders from you to attack sir!" The soldier said respectfully and saluted they were always taught to do when interacting with someone of a greater rank than them.
"Good," He said meticulously, "Alert the Irkens that we are here, then attack. I want them to watch helplessly as I make them fall to their knees and bow down to a new generation! The Vortarian generation!"
"Yes sir!" The soldier called out, obvious doubt staining across his features but he knew better than to disobey his boss. God only knows what happened to last poor soul who had to face Kazu's wrath.
The transmition hung up a second later as a door hissed open, "Orders sir?"
"Get into the attack positions, we strike back now." He smiled showing off his sharp, glinting teeth.
BACK ON THE MASSIVE!
Cari's POV.
I groaned tiredly when my mission watch started beeping. Its bright blue light was the only other light in the room I was stationed at. It was nearly two AM, who did anyone think they were sending me a mission at this hour!
"Voice command activate, password: Fearless," I murmured as the watch blinked to life, "What do you want, Dean?"
"Morning to you too sunshine anyways you're being hailed by our tallest, it is urgent and you are needed immediately, report to sector 356 room 6756, that's all," Dean answered and rolled his eyes through the call. Cari was always his favorite person to send missions out to, always so keen about getting up and moving her lazy ass.
"Alright, did they mention anything else? Should I call a team out?" I asked groggily and sat up on my comfortable, cloud like bed. That and it was floating three feet off the ground. It was like a cloud but not at the same time. The material was made out of a rare Irken animal's fur. Not skin but fur. It was known as a nyana, and had layers and layers of fur to shed almost every day. The fur itself felt like a fresh, cool silk blanket but would heat up to fit your body temperature within minutes.
"No team, just you. Good luck sweetheart can't wait to hear back from you and learn ALL about it," Dean teased and smiled at me through the call. I made a face at him and stuck my tongue out.
"Alright honey bunch, now get out of my sight, your face is making me want to punch something." I scoffed sarcastically.
"Well isn't that nice of you, that's probably the nicest thing you've said to me since the day we met."
"I'm sorry, I think I'm being hailed by my Tallest for a very important meeting, I don't have time for your sass," I shot back and winked at him before hanging up. Don't get any ideas, Dean is merely my friend and has been my partner in past battles. We're nothing more to each other and nothing less. He's annoying to me and I'm annoying to him, that's how it should be and that's how it will always be.
I wrapped my mission watch around my wrist before pulling on some tight black pants laced with armored plates and secret compartments to hide any necessary weapons. After this I slid into my formal black and blue top. My armored shoulder and chest plates glimmered in the faint light as I strapped on my regulation army boots, straightened my antenna and walked out of my sleeping chambers.
The halls were nearly silent as I marched down them, my head held high as a show of pride and honor. I was held in a high rank as the leader of the new army. This was the youngest cockiest army every known of in the history of Irk so I had my hands full at all times. Especially with all the new young men coming in what seems like every day. They never seem to leave me alone with invitations to their silly 'parties' and 'card games.' Pfft child's play, I had no time to participate in their foolish events, I had responsibilities and duties I needed to handle like a mature adult…sure I was only 190 here on Irk, still very young but that didn't mean I wasn't mature.
I rounded a corner and walked into a pair of awaiting doors. Two Irken servants respectfully held them open for me as I nodded to them and walked by. My Tallest were in the innards of the room, both nervously shifting in their seats. Their eyes didn't stay in one place for more than a few seconds making me suspicious.
"Ahh, Cari! How glad are we to see you," Red said as I bowed in greeting.
"My tallest," I acknowledged, "If I may ask, why you are calling me at such an ungodly hour? What is so urgent?"
"Always straight down to business, we like that about you, Cari," Purple said and motioned over towards Red to continue, "We need to send you out, just you no one else. If someone was to attack the massive tonight we need an army leader to be out scouting around for possible places to seek refuge until we are once again capable of defending ourselves."
My antenna popped up in surprise, this was a first. When the Tallest thought we might get beaten so badly and so suddenly it meant a battle was nearing out futures. A great one at that if it was to compare to the size and strength of the Massive.
"Are we expecting an attack soon, my Tallest?" I asked and bowed respectively.
"Maybe, Cari…Maybe. But that is on a need to know basis right now, the matter of this meeting is that we need you to depart from the Massive, like right now." Red answered her and stood slowly.
"Wha? What about my troops?"
"We are putting another general in charge of them, for now we will be giving you the necessary supplies you'll need and send you off."
"Do you expect this to be a long enough trip to need supplies, my Tallest?" I whispered in shock. They were acting strangely, what put them so much on edge as to send me so suddenly without any warning?
"Yes, it could be a few days until we know we are safe again, and it could take you a long time to find us a safe place to rest until we can get all our defenses back up." Red responded coolly and shoved me along as we headed towards the departure station.
I couldn't even get a word of protest in as a servant came up and shoved a small brown backpack into my arms. I caught Dean's eye as my tallest ushered me towards some Voot cruisers, "My Tallest, where are you taking, Cari so urgently?!" Dean called after us.
"That is of no concern to you, Dean. Go back to work," Purple growled at Dean's sudden act of disobedience.
"Yes my Tallest!" Dean said with a hint of obvious anger in his voice. I quickly thought for my PAK to send him a message saying I'd contact him soon to let him know what's going on. He messaged back telling me to be safe and that he'd talk to me soon.
I was nearly blinded when I was shoved into a black voot cruiser. The innards of it were white but the outside was a shining, beautiful black color. This was to help it blend better. I was shoved into the cruiser while the Tallest called out things for me to remember, "But what about my SIR! He won't know what to do without me!"
"Miz will be handled with care until you come back, don't worry and do well out there! We'll check in on you in about ten days!"
"TEN DAYS!" My eyes nearly popped out of my head. I was only 190! They can't possibly expect me to be so independent as to roam the galaxy on my own to find a safe house for them! Sure I was a loyal soldier bent on following orders but I was still just a young adult! Also true that invaders are sent out when they are 70 but that's beside the point! They had places assigned to them and instructions on how to get there! I was left alone in the dark, hollow pit of space with no one to talk to.
My PAK started buzzing a few seconds later but I already knew who it was. This time his presence actually comforted me, "Hello, Dean." I acknowledged as he turned to me after peering over his shoulder, probably to make sure the Tallest weren't watching.
"Hey, what's going on? I've never seen someone dispatched so quickly," He asked quietly.
"I don't really know. They told me to find a safe place for the massive to rest and regain all its defenses before taking on another battle. They wouldn't tell me much else," I answered honestly and started steering my ship along the left side of the massive.
"Hmm, that sounds suspicious. Ok well please be safe, you're the only one I can tolerate talking to for more than a minute straight. I need to keep you alive."
"Ditto, have a good night, Dean. I'll contact you again as soon as I can," I said gently and gave me a soft look before reaching for the end call button.
"You too, be safe out there…" He said quietly as the transmition started ending. I sighed sadly seeing as I didn't have anyone to annoy anymore and I was alone, in space, again.
"Well I suppose trying the uncove galaxy is going to be best right now. It has the most resourceful planets," I muttered to myself before looking up and seeing something I never thought I'd see in my entire life.
"Oh shit…" I said wide eyed as the massive metal contraption hummed closer to my little voot cruiser.
Bev's POV
"Doom... Doom... Doom, doom... Doom," Ms. Bitters droned on. Today I had decided to count how many times she said doom, but I completely failed after number fifty-three. I swear, that lady needs to go see a therapist or something...
I decided to avert my attention and stare out the window. Nothing much was happening except for two squirrels were hugging. Wait... Nope. Not hugging. My eyes widened and I quickly looked away towards the clock instead. The hand was so close... C'mon... Just one more minute...
"RIIIIIIIING!" A voice said over the intercom. Apparently, the bell system had broken, so this was our rather cheap replacement.
Ms. Bitters hissed as we got up and left. Sixteen years old, and she was still our teacher. It was a terrible fate put upon us that she always seemed to move up a grade whenever we graduated from the previous grade. I guess we were her favorite group to torment.
I walked outside and saw a sight that I was now used to seeing. Hell, it had become the norm! Zim and Dib were bickering, but this time it seemed like it was full of more threats and dramatic gestures, if that was even possible! I leaned against the railing on the stairs and waited for their argument to evolve into the fight we all knew was coming.
"WORM-BABY!" Zim yelled while waving around his arms dramatically. He was the shortest person in our class, although he had grown a bit. Maybe just a foot, but hey, that's not too bad for the shorty. Then again, I do recall one of my growth potions missing... Note to self: shrink him later.
"SPACE-LIZARD!" Dib yelled back. I rolled my eyes at the all too familiar insults. I usually tried not to get involved in these parts of their fights, but somehow, I was usually dragged in.
"AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO DEPEND ON MY LOVE-PIG TO SAVE ME HALF THE TIME!" ... And here's the part where I get dragged in.
"BEV IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!" Dib yelled back with his face a burning crimson. Zim had discovered that this was a good way to get a reaction out of him a few years ago, as well as getting me pulled in.
"Woah, woah, woah!" I said as I waved my arms and walked towards them. "You two need to chill out! Stop dragging me into this crap!"
Zim smirked. "See? Your love-pig is coming to your rescue!" You could see the steam coming out of Dib's ears by now. I rolled my eyes and did the easiest thing I could think of to stop this: I blasted Zim with my powers. He went flipping through the air then skidded on his face when he landed. He glared at me as he stood up and ran away.
"Thanks, Bev! He was really getting on my nerves!" Dib said.
"No problem, that's what friends are for!" I replied. Dib smiled at this. It looked like he was about to say something back, but then a blast shot out of no where. I turned to look for the source and spotted a cackling Zim. Dib brushed himself off as he stood up and glared at Zim.
"Three, two-" I started counting down. Dib dashed after Zim. "-One." I sighed and ran after them. I caught up with Dib in a matter of seconds.
"Do you want me to blast his head off?" I asked as we avoided cars and various people. He shook his head and sped up his pace. We continued chasing him for a while as obstacles came crashing towards us. Some were easily avoided, others, not so much.
We eventually arrived at Zim's base. His roof opened, and his space ship took off into the sky with him cackling like a maniac behind the controls. He looked down at us and gave us one of his smirks before zipping off into the sky.
"C'mon," Dib said as he ran down the street and I followed. We came to his house and he stopped at the front of it.
"Um, Dib unless if you have a flying car, we've officially lost Zim," I said as he opened up the garage door.
"No, I have something better- Tak's ship!" he said with a triumphant smile as the door opened all the way, revealing a ship that made Zim's ship look like a child's toy. I stared in awe at the sight. It wasn't everyday you see an alien spaceship! Well, at least not one that you have actual access to.
Dib ran and pushed some buttons which opened up the cover of the ship. He jumped in and gestured for me to get in as well. I hopped in and the door closed. He grabbed some controls and pushed some buttons, then we were off!
"Wow, this is amazing! We're so high up!" I gulped and my eyes widened as I looked at the ground. "We're... So... High... Up..." I hugged my knees and started rocking back and forth. "We're going to crash and die!" I screamed in fear.
"No we won't... It's perfectly safe!" Dib said as he looked at me questioningly. "Are you okay?" he asked. I shook my head back and forth with so much force, I'm surprised it didn't fly off!
"Um... Ya... Just scared to death of heights..." I said in a squeaky voice as we left the atmosphere.
"What?! You're a witch! Haven't you ridden on a broom or something before?"
"Okay, first of all, that's very stereotypical of you to say! Second of all, no, BECAUSE I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS!" I screamed.
"How come I'm just now finding this out? We've been friend's for three years!" He asked.
"Um, hello? How come I'm just now finding out you have an alien spaceship from the girl you said tried to destroy the world?" I inquired.
"...Touché. It's a very long story... Wait, I think I see Zim!" he exclaimed as he pointed to a very distant purple dot. I squinted and could just barely see it.
"Great, he's way past Pluto!" I said as we whized past Neptune. "How are we possibly going to catch up to him?" I asked.
"Like this!" Dib exclaimed as he thrushes the controls forward, causing the ship to speed up. We had caught up to him in no time!
"Awesome!" I said. "...What do we do now?" I asked as I turned my head towards Dib.
"Try to avoid that wormhole..." he gulped. I turned my head just in time to see Zim get sucked through it.
"...We're screwed."