Children: Miiisssteeerrrrrrssss!~ We want a bedtime story!
Lavi: But I just read you like, ten!
Allen: *smacks Lavi* Well of course you can have another bedtime story! Who do you want to read it this time, Me or Lavi?
Children: *almost immediately* YOU!
Lavi: *shock* OAO
Allen: *snickers* All right then, hmmm...what should we read?
Children: THIS ONE! *picks up a book*
Allen: Let me see. *looks at the cover and smirks* Well, alright then.
Lavi: Good choice children!
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Allen: 'Twas in the afternoon of Christmas,
And all through the Order,
Everybody was stirring,
Yes even this Rabbit.
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Lavi: HEY! I'M NOT THAT LAZY!
Children: SHHHHH!
Allen: *shakes head* Ok where was I? Oh yeah!
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Allen: Yes, even this Rabbit.
Everybody was hanging Mistletoes everywhere,
In hopes of a kiss our favorite pair would share.
Soon Kanda and Lenalee walk down the halls,
While others watch, hidden behind walls.
Spotting eachother, they stop for a quick chat,
A Mistletoe hovering above like a bat.
Not seeing the plant that would insure us success,
Lavi decided to go and make a mess.
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Lavi: Hey! I didn't make a mess!
Allen: You ended up running towards them and-
Children: NOOO! DUN'T RUIN IT! KEEP READING!
Allen: Sorry! Ok Uhmm...
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Allen: ...And make a mess.
Off he ran, sprinting all the way,
Stopping before them yelling, "SOMETIME TODAY?"
Lenalee, bewildered, raised her eyebrow up high,
While Lavi barely missed having Mugen in his eye.
"Uhmm...Lavi-kun, what exactly is the matter?"
Lavi sighed, "Look up and stop this chatter."
Two heads looked up, eyes wide with surprise,
When they saw a mistletoe, one of great size.
'This is it, the plan really worked!'
But what happened next, left Allen very irked.
For under that mistletoe, was not Kanda and Lenalee,
Lavi was there, so he made three.
Three people, under a mistletoe,
Tradition says "Kiss." They couldn't say no.
So kiss Lavi did, perverted grin on his face,
When he nearly choked, strangled by lace.
"Is this how you treat me, on Christmas and my birthday?"
Everybody sweat dropped, Dark Allen was out,
Lavi was done for, his throat in a drought.
"Gunna die...Allen, I'm sorry ok?"
"Should have thought of that, now you must pay."
He carried him off, off towards his doom,
But he turned back, announcing to the room:
"Lenalee, Kanda, you almost forgot,
There's a mistletoe above, yet kiss you did not."
With enough said,
Lavi, filled with dread,
He was dragged, by Allen, to his Death Bed.
Back over with Yuu
and Lenalee too,
Kanda growled out, "Tch. Traditions to heck."
But Lenalee leaned up and gave him a peck.
Blushing bright red, she looked anywhere but him,
Pink cheeked as well, he kissed her again on a whim.
Everybody cheered, revealing themselves at last,
The two broke apart, oh so very fast.
"Finally, you two are together!"
"I hope you'll love each other, for now and forever!"
Sobbing was heard, followed by a smash,
"GET AWAY FROM LENALEE, OR I'LL BURN YOU TO ASH."
There was a sigh, a kick and a thud,
Komui was down, Komurin in the mud.
Months passed, then years,
The two only crying happy tears.
With that, our story's done,
We hope you had fun,
We love you all, and hope you might,
care to leave us, a review for the night?
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Children: We liked the story!
Allen: That's good to hear!
Lavi: *shudders* Remind me never to make you mad on Christmas Allen...
Allen: *dark aura* I think Komui still needs a guinea pig..
Lavi: EEP! *runs away*
Allen: *sighs* Anyways, Merry Christmas children!
Children: Merry Christmas, Big Brother Allen! *waves bye*
Allen: *waves back and leaves*
...
Children: *snickers* Those two are idiots!
Road: Yeah! They couldn't even figure out I was here!
Tyki: It's amazing they couldn't see me...
Road: Anyways, Earl, you can go ahead and do it!
Earl: Alright then Road~! *turns to the readers* Merry Christmas everybody! We hope you have a wonderful time!~