Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or the song "Twelve Day of Christmas".
Kagome's 12 Pains of Christmas
On the first hour of Christmas my painful fate began
with a naked Sesshoumaru.
On the second hour of Christmas my painful fate remained
With Inuyasha tazing Buyo,
And a naked Sesshoumaru.
On the third hour of Christmas my painful fate remained
With Miroku groping mother,
Inuyasha tazing Buyo,
And a naked Sesshoumaru.
On the fourth hour of Christmas my painful fate remained
With Sango smooching Ginta,
Miroku groping mother,
Inuyasha tazing Buyo,
And a naked Sesshoumaru.
On the fifth hour of Christmas my painful fate remained
With missing Shikon shards,
Sango smooching Ginta,
Miroku groping mother,
Inuyasha tazing Buyo,
And a naked Sesshoumaru.
On the sixth hour of Christmas my painful fate remained
With Shippou chucking fruitcake,
Missing Shikon shards,
Sango smooching Ginta,
Miroku groping mother,
Inuyasha tazing Buyo,
And a naked Sesshoumaru.
On the seventh hour of Christmas my painful fate remained
With Jaken modeling bikinis,
Shippou chucking fruitcake,
Missing Shikon shards,
Sango smooching Ginta,
Miroku groping mother,
Inuyasha tazing Buyo,
And a naked Sesshoumaru.
On the eighth hour of Christmas my painful fate remained
With Rin drowning Ah-Un,
Jaken modeling bikinis,
Shippou chucking fruitcake,
Missing Shikon shards,
Sango smooching Ginta,
Miroku groping mother,
Inuyasha tazing Buyo,
And a naked Sesshoumaru.
On the ninth hour of Christmas my painful fate remained
With Kikyo drinking mudshakes,
Rin drowning Ah-Un,
Jaken modeling bikinis,
Shippou chucking fruitcake,
Missing Shikon shards,
Sango smooching Ginta,
Miroku groping mother,
Inuyasha tazing Buyo,
And a naked Sesshoumaru.
On the tenth hour of Christmas my painful fate remained
With Naraku eating dust bunnies,
Kikyo drinking mudshakes,
Rin drowning Ah-Un,
Jaken modeling bikinis,
Shippou chucking fruitcake,
Missing Shikon shards,
Sango smooching Ginta,
Miroku groping mother,
Inuyasha tazing Buyo,
And a naked Sesshoumaru.
On the eleventh hour of Christmas my painful fate remained
With Jakotsu ogling Kouga,
Naraku eating dust bunnies,
Kikyo drinking mudshakes,
Rin drowning Ah-Un,
Jaken modeling bikinis,
Shippou chucking fruitcake,
Missing Shikon shards,
Sango smooching Ginta,
Miroku groping mother,
Inuyasha tazing Buyo,
And a naked Sesshoumaru.
On the twelfth hour of Christmas my painful fate finished
With a time portal in my old well,
Jakotsu ogling Kouga,
Naraku eating dust bunnies,
Kikyo drinking mudshakes,
Rin drowning Ah-Un,
Jaken modeling bikinis,
Shippou chucking fruitcake,
Missing Shikon shards,
Sango smooching Ginta,
Miroku groping mother,
Inuyasha tazing Buyo,
And a naked Sesshoumaru.
Souta slowly turned towards his sister and saw the same shock on her face. All they did was add one more thing to the eggnog this year only to see everyone's reaction. It was purely for innocent purposes that they would never exploit by sharing what they were seeing with those outside their own personal circle of friends. Sure they would all be furious for a little while and never trust them with food again, but they would laugh about this in the future . . . eventually. That is until Souta spotted the small hand held camera in Kagome's hands. He quickly took another glance at her face only to see an evil smirk.
"What are you gonna do with it, Kagome?"
Kagome turned to her little brother with a very dangerous gleam in her eyes.
"Let's just say they won't be pulling anymore pranks on us for a long long time."