PART 1
"AHUAHUAHUA! OOHHH HO HO HO HEE HEE HA HEE HA HOOOAHHHH!" cackled a shrill voice, similar to a Noblewoman's. "AT LAST! I HAVE SUCCEEDED! THE DIMENSIONS SHALL FINALLY MEET! DEGRASSI COMMUNITY SCHOOL, PREPARE TO MEET THE END! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" turning around with her white labcoat flowing behind her, Mia, also wearing a tube top, panties, and having no visible stretch marks, quickly pulled the large lever. A shrieking noise similar to donkey that is being castrated while devouring an infant thundered throughout the room. Then, an enormous flash of light the likes of which Canada had never seen before occurred, and with it the door to another dimension had opened. "WELCOME TO MY WORLD! AHAH! AHAH! AHAHAHAH! Care for a spot of tea?"
The next day seemed like any other at Degrassi; Emma, Spinner, Craig, Toby, Anya, and Holly J were all in class waiting for the teacher to arrive. Wheelchair Girl was there too, being as useless as usual. They discussed various topics, but mostly cement. The conversation eventually turned to Mia and how her vaginal flaps were so large and easily visible through her pants. "Hey, where is Mia, anyway?" asked Toby. "Probably busy shoving bricks up her cunt" said Holly J. Everybody laughed in unison, like in an infomercial or 80s sitcom. Then Mia finally walked into the room, late for class as usual. "What's everybody laughing about?" "Nothing" they again all said in unison. "Well, I have something wonderful planned just so you all know" The teacher then interrupted, informing the students that if they did not soon sit quietly she would have to shoot them on site, no doubt taking these orders from Canada's oppressive government . "Yes, ma'am" said Mia, as the rest of the students nodded their heads in silent agreement. The class then began, and they were asked to present their papers on why one might cross breed a Llama and a boombox. Each student had worked on a team for the project. In this particular case, Spinner and Toby got an A+, Holly J and Anya got an A, Emma and Wheelchair Girl got a C, and Craig and Mia got an F- because they spent all the time they should've spent writing the paper on having sex with eachother. "I assume the reason you guys got an A+ was because of Toby, no?" asked Holly J to Spinner and Toby as they walked to the caf. "Actually, it was Spinner's idea. I just wrote it and fleshed it out a bit" answered Toby. "Ah, I see then." replied Holly J. The caf was serving it's usual gourmet meal, with today's special being grilled K.C. and Jenna cartilage casserole. Jenna's amniotic fluid made the casserole particularly delectable. A Canadian food critic was there to review it, giving it 4 1/2 stars out of 5, declaring it "Delicious and Succulent" but expressing sorrow at the fact that no bits of the fetus or KC's brain had been included, therefore leaving off that half star. "I promise I'll do that when I make it again" declared the Lunch Lady. "Oh nonsense" said the food critic; "I encourage you to keep creating these fantastic and original dishes. Eventually you'll get 5 stars, my dear. Reach for the stars kid, reach for the motherfucking stars" he said, and then he left, strutting out of the building with great pomp.
The group had spent so much time enjoying the casserole, they had forgotten that class had started. They rushed to the classroom, finding Jimmy, Fitz, Clare, Alli, Wesley, Fiona, Connor, and Sav already there. "I'm sorry we're late" said Emma. "YOU BETTER BE! IF THIS HAPPENS AGAIN, YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE REEDUCATION CAMP IN NUNAVAT!" screamed the teacher. The class immediately gasped at the horrifying prospect of being sent to Nunavat. "NOW SIT!" and they did all, in fact, sit. "Now class, today I want to introduce you to our new students" the room was abuzz with chatter upon learning of having new classmates. "Here they are", and in the new students walked. "This is Foghorn, Daffy, and Bugs". "Who are the others behind them?" asked Anya, with Toby nodding in agreement. "Oh. Spike, Chester, and Inki. Plus that's a Myna Bird." At first the class did not see the Myna bird, but eventually it slowly hopped in to the tune of Felix Mendelssohn's Finagal's Cave Overture. "Ooh. I like that one" declared Spinner. "Me too" said Holly J in response. "Ah say, ah, ah say you all look like n' interstin' bunch" said Foghorn to the students. "What's up... er, docs?" said Bugs. "Why am I even here?" said Daffy. As all the new students became acquainted with each other, Bugs kept annoying Wheelchair Girl. Eventually, she ran out of the room to get away from him; little did she know he had already set a trap for her. As she flew through the hallway on her wheelchair, it tripped on a wire, and an ACME anvil proceeded to fall down onto her, squashing her. She popped like a zit; blood and organs flew everywhere, splattering the walls and hitting several students. The class came rushing into the hallway, and saw the blood soaked anvil with her legs and arms and a few ribs protruding from under it. "Good thing she didn't matter" said Jimmy. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MY PLAN! MY DREAM! IT'S ALL NOW COMING TRUE! YOU WILL BURN, DEGRASSI, YOU WILL BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
"STUPEFY!" shouted Holly J, as a blast of red light came from her wand and hit Mia, stopping her inane cackling. "RUN!" Holly J yelled, and everybody proceeded to run to the second floor of the school. "Damn! That was close!" said Clare; "You can say that again, sister" replied Alli back. "DIFONG HYU ZI WO!" shouted Connor. "Yes Connor, we know. The situation is dangerous" said Fiona. "XAO LI POI TAI!" "Connor, there's no need to shout" "xi dong qi" "that's better" declared Fiona as their conversation finally ended. "KUFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" shouted a young boy's voice, as though he was being anally raped. Looking down, the gang realized who was yelling; Inki. Then, Inki flung his spear right at them and it went straight through Emma's right eye and skull, causing blood to shoot out like a geyser. The Myna bird (which had been trailing them), hoping to get a snack, hopped into the air and successfully caught Emma's eye as it flew out of her socket. "Oh no. She's dead" said Jimmy. "YOU KNOW NOT WHAT WE HAVE PLANNED!" screamed Craig, as he interrupted Jimmy. "Craig? You... and Mia?" asked Spinner "Yes, had you not figured it out? WE HAVE OPENED A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION! TORONTO IS " "Oh for fuck's sake; AVADA KEDAVRA!" yelled Spinner, as a green light shot out of his wand and instantly killed Craig upon hitting him. "Asshole" said Spinner under his breath. He then continued; "Let's get out of here." "Yes! We must save Toronto before it is too late!" replied Wesley. "Hey wait, can I join?" butted in Marco, "Sure, why not? We need a token gay guy... since Riley and Zane don't seem to be here today for some reason" said Sav. "Thanks!" replied Marco. "But guys! I want some more casserole before we leave!" said Anya, and everybody chuckled in unison. Again.
Meanwhile, Mia had taken off on her magic carpet. Flying over Toronto, her elongated cunt-lips flapping in the wind, she laughed wildly knowing it would soon meet its end. Then, she got a message on her iPhone: "MIA! HAVE YOU BEGUN THE PROCESS OF TORONTO'S DESTRUCTION?" said a distorted voice. "Yes, Tsar Boris" she responded. "Excellent..." he said, clasping his claws together. Mia was one of the few people Tsar Boris III of Bulgaria dared show his true form to: he had the body of a highly muscular humanoid lobster and the head of a ceolacanth. "I shall be sure to alert the rest of the Axis leaders that our plan is working" he told her. "Thank you master, thank you. Send Herr Hitler my best wishes" she replied. "Yes, Mia, I will. Now continue on with your work! TORONTO MUST SUFFER!" "YES MASTER! MUAHAH! MUAHAHAHA! !"
TO BE CONTINUED...