Necrophiliac

by Lyrei

Jake and Bella have a little talk about her and Edward. One-shot. Rated T for a little language.

Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns all.

'Bella, your bloodsuck-'

'Edward.'

'Your leech i-'

'Edward.'

'Fine, Edward, is technically a living corpse, right?'

'Uh, I think so. Why?'

'So if you guys do the deed on your wedding night, wouldn't you be a necrophiliac?'

'Jake, get the hell out of my house, before I get the corpse I love to kill you.'

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Necrophiliac – Irresistible attraction to dead bodies.