wow it's been so long since I posted anything. Not that this really counts as a story, it's just something I found that I'd completely forgotten about. Haha, I think I wrote it just after reading this kid book Diary of a Wombat, with would explain the style that I wrote it in. heh.
Hope you like it!
A Day in the Life of Sirius Black; Sex God
Woke up.
Ate breakfast.
Threw breakfast at Slytherins.
Got detention.
Made out with hot chick from Slytherin.
Made out with hot chick's even hotter best friend.
Got caught.
Got slapped.
Went to library with other Marauders.
Experimented with sneeze activated spontaneous combustion powder.
Spontaneously combusted section of library and Peeves.
Didn't know ghosts could be spontaneously combusted.
Spontaneously combusted Moony's History essay.
Got stupefied by Moony.
Got un-stupefied by Wormtail.
Did Potions homework.
Made out with the hot chick from Slytherin again.
Went to Potions.
Handed in Potions homework.
It spontaneously combusted.
Destroyed all of the homework.
Got detention.
Went to Transfiguration.
Had test.
Forgot to study.
Failed test.
Went out to the lake.
Tripped over a cat.
Got attacked by the cat.
Kicked the cat.
Found out the cat was Evans'.
Got kicked by Evans.
Made out with hot chick from Ravenclaw.
Got beaten up by her boyfriend.
Spontaneously combusted his pants.
Got thrown in lake.
Nearly drowned.
Got rescued by Prongs.
Pants were spontaneously combusted by Peeves.
Didn't know ghosts could sneeze.
Suspect he had accomplices.
Went to Quidditch practice.
Looked in girl's dorm window.
Saw Evans undressing.
Flew into goal post.
Woke up in hospital wing.
Left and went to dinner.
Had previously put bludger in the turkey for the Sytherin table.
Activated bludger.
Wrong turkey.
Got attacked by bludger.
Woke up in hospital wing.
Got informed of possible brain damage.
Didn't believe them.
Left hospital wing.
Walked into wall and fell up the stairs.
Returned to hospital wing.
Left an hour later.
Made out with hot chick from Hufflepuff.
Got caught by hot chick from Slytherin, her even hotter best friend and the hot chick from Ravenclaw.
May never reproduce.
Retreated back to common room in search of sympathy.
Found none.
Played chess against Moony.
Lost.
Spoke to Evans.
Intelligence was insulted by Evans.
Unwittingly agreed with Evans.
Was mocked.
Fled to fellow Maruaders in search of sympathy.
Found none.
Sulked.
Went to bed.
Snuck out to steal food from kitchens.
Got caught by Filch.
Got detention.
Escaped from Filch.
Made out with hot chick from who-knows-where.