What could have gone wrong (or right) in the eternal diva and some other stuff that basically just doesn't make sense.

I felt like after all my serious fanfics, this was a good way to make a funny fanfic for when I don't feel like writing sad stuff. These are not in the right order, just deal with it.

1. Why did the Professor and Luke try to rescue Melina in their dodgy helicopter when Emmy brought an fing plane?

"Melina! Please, some one save Melina!" cried Mr Whistler.

"There is a way to save her," replied the Professor. "Emmy, we need your plane. Luke, stay here."

"Okay, Professor." he said.

The Professor and Emmy flew up towards Descole's machine, easily avoiding all his flying metal things because the plane had an fing steering system, and hovered above the detragon.

"Layton! You will rue the day you crossed me! Come down here and fight like a man, you top hatted clever guy!" shrieked Descole.

"I'll take care of this Emmy," said the Professor.

"No!" cried Melina, and she jumped on Descole. "Stop it!"

Descole threw her off him and she rolled almost over the edge of the machine as the Professor jumped down from the aeroplane, holding a sword that conveniently had been kept there by Emmy.

Emmy, meanwhile, flew round the detragon and hovered underneath Melina, letting her drop into the passenger seat, then landed the plane on the machine and the two of them got out, watching the Professor fight with Descole.

Some stuff happened…

The machine was destroying itself.

"Time to go," said the Professor. He and Melina squeezed into the passenger seat of Emmy's plane and they all flew safely to land.

So, does anyone else think that would have been a better thing to do? Please say so in a review! Or you could disagree with me-but that's fine. See yap!