By: Insane Pretty Lily

A/N This a METMA chanllenge fic don't flame me it was all Mandy's idea.

-Someone has to say "Butterbee". What does that mean? Beats me.... ask Xoe. *
-Someone has to say "Achalta ha kelev sheli!" which means "You ate my dog!" *
-a character must believe he or she is a traffic light *
-a phone has to ring in someone's ear
-chocolate chips have to be in there somewhere*
and lastly...
-fish and chips must be mentioned*

It was a dark dreary night in the Gryfinndor Common Room and our heros were playing a game of Truth or Fart. The game itself was pure genius although they were never the brightest of students. The game was somewhat like Truth or Dare though if they chose Fart they would have to do something like eat a million pies, or act like a chicken for a week, thus the game was a blowup (A/N I didn't know how to put it) of the oringial game.

"Ok Herm," said Harry. "Truth or Fart?"

"Uh, truth," Hermione replied.

"Um did you ever have some sort of romantic life with Professor Snape?"

"Yes, but that was only when these stupid fanfic writers thought it would be cute."

Just then there was a rumble from above them and a voice sounded.

"Hermione A. Granger," said the almighty Insane Pretty Lily sounding like God. "We the fanfic writers may make you do anything and everything. Bow down you plate of fish and chips."

Hermione bows before the almighty author and is blessed.

"Oh almighty goddess would you like to join our game of Truth or Fart?" asked Hermione the plate of fish and chips.

"Oh joy my favorite game," said Insane Pretty Lily the almighty goddess.

"Ok, Lily," said Ron. "Truth or Fart?"

"Fart," she replied.

"Ok I fart you to go up to the boys dorm and…."

20 minutes later Insane Pretty Lily emereged from the boys dorm and let out an almighty belch. Neville was running behind her.

"Achalta ha keliv sheli!" he screamed. "Which means: you ate my dog!"

"It was only a Fart Neville I had to," shouted Insane Pretty Lily.

"Ok," said Neville calming down. "Can I play too?"

"Ok," said Harry.

"Alright Neville Truth or Fart," asked Ron.

"Fart."

"I fart you to act like a butterbee for three weeks."

"What's a butterbee," asked Harry.

"I don't know go ask Xoe," replied Ron.

Three weeks later from buzzing around the castle Neville was tired of pretending to fly and eating only butter. He wanted to do something exciting. He walked up to his friend Ginny who was glowing green then yellow then red over and over.

"What are ya doing that for Gin?" asked Neville.

"SSSHHHHH… I'm trying to be a traffic light," she whispered.

"Well at least eat some chocolate chips."

Two hours later they were rolling on the floor covered in chocolate and high from the amount of sugar. Just then Ginny's ear phone rang.

"Hello… yes this is she…uhuh…OH MY GOD… thank you goodbye," she said and turned off her phone.

"What is it?" asked Neville in his groggy voice.

"Shitney Spears is coming run for your lives!!!!!"

Fin

A/N Hope you enjoyed! I will not be writing a sequel so don't ask and I have to go cause my mom has a bug in her bellybutton…

Disclaimer: Me own anything No

HAPPPY READING,

INSANE PRETTY LILY J