"Professor Snape, Snape, Professor Snape!" Harry called aimlessly as Severus rushed back down to his office in the dungeons.

"Harry, what exactly do you think he is doing down there all the time?" asked Hermione, her brown eyes open wide as if she was curious.

"I think- he is practising using a chamber pot…"

"Are you mad?" spluttered Ron spitting out his pumpkin juice, "I know you're the chosen one mate, but that ideas pretty off isn't it?"

Harry didn't answer, for he knew deep down what he was saying was true, he just needed to find a way somehow to prove it to them.

Finally period 6 came, time for potions, as they arrived, Snape was not in the classroom, and his office door was rammed shut tightly, with even barricades so no one could enter. Then without warning he strode out of his locked office pushing the door with extra enthusiasm then was necessary. He was rather flushed and looked very pleased with himself

After class Harry stayed behind waited till Snape was turned around and cornered him.

"I know what you're up to Snape, all those nights locked away in your office, I know what you're doing I'm not stupid!" Harry said, his green eyes blazing

"FINE", bellowed the professor, "I have finally mastered the use of the potty!"

Harry smiled and went over to congratulate the professor

"WOW, well done sir, perhaps you could teach me?" Harry blushed crimson

"..No.." Snape said curtly.

This is another accepted challenge, the character and quote challenge!

My character was obviously Professor Snape, and my quote "I have finally mastered use of the potty!"

Anyway please read and review

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