THE OC SHOW
Introduction
"Hello people of Fanfiction!" I say. "Welcome to my new story, THE OC SHOW. It's a remix of Da Razor Show THAT DOESN'T BREAK THE RULES" (crowd cheering) "But it has a lot more OCs and a lot less Sonic character show time, they're still in it though, albeit in minor roles such as random ads"
Knuckles sat in front of the Master Emerald, looked around and then farted. "That's disgusting." came Tikal's voice from the Master Emerald. Knuckles freaked out and fell down the Master Emerald Shrine Stairs.
"Yes just like that!" "and this time, like a normal show, IT HAS A THEME SONG, prepare for a remix of Hardware Store by weird Al Yankovic.
Nothing ever (ever) happens on this site
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right outta my mind
Until a friend told me the news
He said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lot
Right beside Ganymede? Well, somebody bought it
And on the spot they're gonna build a place
Where we can go see Perfect Phantom's OCs"
Since then I've been walking on air (air)
I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
I've been waiting since info on Pokemon Black and White was quite rare
For this day to finally arrive
I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
Well, I hope they open soon
I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (OC) show I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (OC) I'm goin' to the (OC) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
OC show
In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
Right in front of the studio, then as soon as it was light out
I pressed my nose right up against the glass
You know, I had to be first in line
Gonna get me a Razor and a Spike
Want a pair of Kai's for every single room in my house
See those Zero's? Very, very soon
One of them will be all mine
Guys with name tags walking down the aisles
Rows of open seats that go on for miles and miles
Brand new anthropomorphisms in a plethora of styles
All arranged alphabetically
And they're doing a promotional stunt
There's a great big purple sign out front
That says every 27th viewer
Will get a Sith Lord Blade free
I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (OC) show I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (OC) I'm goin' to the (OC) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
OC show
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (OC) show I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (OC) I'm goin' to the (OC) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
OC show
(breathe)
Would you look at all them peeps ...
They've got Razors, Phantoms, Alexs, Spikes, Twilights, Alexiss, Ghosts, Blades,
Jades, Hydros, Kais, Theos, Zeros, Slashs, Rhyss, JJs,
Skyes, Sams, Katies, Zöes, Other Spikes, Wolfs, Darknesss, Ebonys,
Pyros, Other Zeros, Gons, Zacks, Zanians, Gyrons, Soras, Dukes,
Other Kais, Kylens, Sids, Infernos, Sigmunds, Zachs, Gabbys, Mikes
Ralphs, Uriels, Casss, Mephiss, Jetts, Frosts, Third Spikes,
Macs, Tahloriuss, Leonituss, Other Slashs, Jojos, Munchs,
Sir Nibbles, Rararas, SackKids, Megs, Other Alexs, Jazzs,
Kriss, Mitchs, Shades, Teckazs, Other Blades, Daxxons,
Angels, Demons, matching Jamie Janie Twins
I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (OC) show I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (OC) I'm goin' to the (OC) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
OC show
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (OC) show I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (OC) I'm goin' to the (OC) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
OC show
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (OC) show I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (OC) I'm goin' to the (OC) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
OC Show
"As you can see, the fast part isn't as long as it normally is. Also, unlike Da Razor Show, this won't be a truth or dare, it will just be a series of random one-shots with a few multi-chapter story lines."
ENJOY
Disclaimer: I own everything in this story except the original version of Hardware Store and everything that is owned by Sega/Sonic Team, also, I am not doing this again
