A completely random one-shot. I have no clue where this is going. It has no plot. It's a mega crossover. EVERYONE is OOC. Let's see where this goes shall we?
Fang's POV
I ran into the kitchen and jumped on Max, waking her up, "I smell bacon, gimme the Bacon!"
She instantly perked up, "BACON!"
And so we ran to the kitchen and Iggy was there along with Leo, Angel, Bry, and Ebony.
"Where's the bacon?" we demanded and scared Iggy shitless. Guess you should pay more attention blind boy.
"God you don't have to scare me like that" he said, "It's still cooking, so you'll have to wait"
At this Bry looked up from carving whatever on the table, "So? I'll eat t raw" and he turned into his wolf thingy and got up and put his front paws on top of the counter, beginning to eat OUR bacon.
"MY BACON" Max and I screamed simultaneously, and tackled Bry while Angel randomly began singing an MCR song, Destroya I think.
"God, this is madness" I heard Iggy say over Angel's singing, and Max and I pummeling Bry, who had changed back to a Human.
"Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!" and so Leo was involved…
"You don't believe in god! I don't believe in luck! They don't believe in us; but I believe we're the enemy!" wow, Angel was good. But Gazzy walked in and began singing it perfectly, and much to my utter-straightness-horror I found him mimicking Gerard's moans sexually satisfying.
Angel stopped singing, "OHMIGAWD!OHMIGAWD! FANG'S GAY!"
Cue Max, "WHAT?"
"I AM NOT!"
"Denial is the first step in changing you r sexuality" Bry told us, earning a slap from me.
"I'M NOT IN DENIAL!"
"Yes you are"
"AM NOT!
"Why are you yelling then?"
"BECAUSE I CAN"
"THIS. IS. SPARTA! WE KNOW NO MADNESS!"
"SHUT UP LEO!"
"CONQUEOR!"
"UGH!"
"I guess they side with the enemy! Destroya Destroya Destroya Destroyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?"
"I'M HUNGRY!"
~Meanwhile~
Gandalf's POV
"Spoofy, for the love of Elrond will you stop farting?" but the twice-removed cousin of Merry just let out another Loud, but Proud. Then I saw a flash of silver, "Balrogs! Light, stop killing people with that thrice-accursed notebook!"
The Japanese teen looked upset, but stuck the Death Note into his pocket.
"I'm hungry!"
"You're always hungry Lopey!"
"So?"
"So shut up!"
Spoofy, Lopey, stop arguing!" I yelled at the penguin and Hobbit. I swear to the One Ring, how did this happen?
~Meanwhile~
Max's POV
"CONQUER!"
"LEO! STOP CONQUERING THE TABLE!"
"CONQUER!"
"LEO! STOP CONQUERING THE TOILET!"
"CON-"but I tackled the Mad King before he could bring an end to my diary-err, journal. DON'T JUDGE ME!
~Meanwhile~
Percy's POV
"OHMIGAWD IT'S PERCY! SQUEAL!" some random chick screamed at me, "LIKE OHMIGAWD HE'S SO HOT WITHOUT A SHIRT!"
"Whatever!" I yelled back, slipping on a shirt, much to their disapproval.
~Meanwhile~
Meggie's POV
"Oi! Can you two ever stay apart for more than five seconds?" Farid pulled away and summoned fire, throwing it at the guy then started randomly juggling torches.
~Meanwhile!~
Iggy's POV
"WHAT IN GODS NAME IS GOING ON?"I screamed under the combined mass of Max, Fang, and Bry, with Angel perched precariously on top
"DOGPILE!" Fang yelled while Max giggled like someone in the Koo Koo House.
"Hurtful!" I heard Bry yell from above me.
*~!GLEE!~*
"AND WHO JUST YELLED GLEE?"
"Not me"
"I wish"
"I want bacon"
"I'm hungry"
I sighed, "God, this is crazy"
"MADNESS? THIS. IS. !"
"Wait, Leo no, I didn't say-OOOOFFFFFFFF" but the wind (And everything else inside me) was knocked out of me by the Mad King jumping on the pile.
Heh, now I kinda want this to continue. But I won't. Unless you want me to. BTW Bry is Embry from Twilight and Spoofy and Lopey are planned to have a story.
R&R PLZZZZZZ