Dis is a sotry aboot steben uniberse and the christle gemz. also perisnot who is i guezz now a christle gme? wen will dis show cum of hiatus? please rebecca i kno u have like 100 episodes dun i seen the leeks about malakite and lapiss.
ANYWYS dis is a connie x greg universe ficfan.
cannie was w8ting 4 steven to return from da mission and gain some swanky xp and share the loot with her. while w8ting she saw grug uinverse kar wash and decided she would car wash some wash cars. greg sed ;hye canonnie what aer you doing? ? ?. connie said 'hello greg i mean stevwn i mean mr universe. i am connie car washing car maheshwaran is that how you spe(ll it? ? ? . ). "Want to help my van get fixed?" 'uyeah sure s( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)' so greg went to clean his car and van and whatever else he has i mean isnt he like homeless so how does he pay for stevens home and also a car wash also why doesnt he just live with steve llike in that one epsideo where he fucks everything up but fixes it with duck tayp. how fucking weird was that right i mean like a magical orb or whatever it was was spweing electricity out and he just uses ucking regular duckt appe i mean icould fucking do that but it doesnt make me achristle gem. why doesnt he use the gems popularity to his advranged i mean he already fucked one so that already gives him so creditbiltiy. "ok mr universe said connie and she grabbed a sponge and used it on his csar."
"wow thats hot." greg thought outloud kinda like my neighbour when i am using the shed to shower he stars at me but its ok bc he takes pcitreus of me and it makes me feel like im famous like nikimanage she voicedd sugalite also so shes a nigress also that means sugalite wont ever speak again because it was probably al out of mon ey to get her to voice. :connie said 'wow ur also knda hot. wnanna make oot?" "connie ur like 8 or whatever i think 12 because in stevens birthday she was like 12.5 quarets or someting.
anway thats all im getting board of this pls like favourite and subscrib- wiat im not pewdiepie i dont need to beg for ur likes and follows and favourites or whatever fanfiction uses i am actually getting help by this rlly cute girl name lainey shes really hot and a model and i love her but you cant have her because shes mine BACK OFF WYATT.
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