JEALOUSY

CHAPTER ONE: Horrible Date?

The morning sun rose up and flowers started blooming. Bugs couldn't sleep last night because of Lola. Late that morning Bugs walked back and forth. Daffy walked in from the new coffee shop they had just built down the block.

"Hm? What's up, Bugs?" Asked Daffy in a considerate kind of way.

"Another Lola nightmare. This time she wore a tank top and a mini skirt. I'd never seen that much skin before." Bugs shuddered.

"Hmm..."

"Doesn't she understand that I don't like her!" Yelled Bugs.

"Come on, Bugs, you know she means well." Said Daffy.

"I know, but I can't get her out of my head!" Suddenly the phone rang.

"Aren't you gonna answer it?" Asked Daffy.

"It might be Lola."

Daffy sighed impatiently.

Daffy picked up the phone.

"Hello? This is Daffy speaking."

"Hey, Daffy! Is Bugs there?" Asked Lola.

"Yes, he is." Said Daffy Duck.

"Can I speak to him?" Asked Lola.

"Yes you may."

Bugs gave Daffy the no sign.

"Speak to her!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"No." Said Daffy.

"Yes! Hello? Wait, I mean, D'oh! Uh, hello, Lola? How are we doing today?" Asked Bugs as he gave Daffy the middle finger.

Daffy glared at Bugs with his mouth wide open.

"I'm doing fine, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me tonight at Shangri La Looney Tunes eatery?" Asked Lola as she was hoping for an approval.

"Um, I'm kinda slammed, I've got to feed a duck, walk him, watch a little T.V."

"You mean Daffy?"

"What?"

"The feeding and walking thing, Daffy's the duck?" Asked Lola but she quite knew the answer to it.

'Was he stumping me?' Asked Lola mentally to her self.

"Oh, yeah, you know how Daffy is. Housebroken."

"I'm right here you know!" Said Daffy but Bugs ignored him.

"Please! Bugs, Come on!" Said Lola.

"Oh, alright!"

Bugs gave in.

"OKAY! COOL! Pick me up at seven! Okay? Okay, bye!" Lola didn't hang up, then Bugs heard rapid breathing on the other line. Bugs hung up.

"So, how did it go?" Asked Daffy.

Bugs passes out.

~DREAM SEQUENCE~

It was dark. An eerie voice chanted: 'Bugs...Bugs...Bugs...'

"Huh? What? What happened? Where am I?"

A faded image appeared in front of him. It was an orange rabbit with blonde hair. She had blue eyes. Beautiful eyes that drowned in the center of all existence. She had a blue scrunchie that pulled her ears back like a pony-tail.

"Lola?"

Another image appeared in front of him, it was a black duck.

"Daffy?"

They were holding hands.

"What? How did this HAPPEN!"

Bugs fell at least two thousand feet and landed in front of a mutated baby.

But beautiful.

It was a duck and a bunny mixed.

It faded away.

Then another picture had shown and it was me, a bum, a loser, asking for change. I had a white beard, bugs and flies swarming around me.

The other me looked back to see Daffy and Lola talking and laughing.

Then looking back at me.

Snorting and taunting me as a pick-up truck splashed mud on me as it drove by.

"No!" The image faded as Bugs woke up from deep sleep.

~END OF DREAM SEQUENCE~

"What...what happened? Where's the baby? And old me? Lola? Daffy? Where? Where?" Stammered Bugs Bunny as he got up quickly.

"Whoa! Take it easy their fella. You had some fall."

"What do you mean?" Asked Bugs.

"Well...Lola asked you out, you fainted, you're supposed to be their at-"

Bugs cut him off.

"Seven!" Shockingly yelled Bugs.

"What time is it?" Asked Bugs.

"6:30." Said the duck.

"I could make it. But it's all the way across town!" Panicked the bunny.

"You'll make it. Just focus on getting there." Said Daffy.

(A/N: I know Daffy is being nice in the book so far, but Bugs and Daffy will fight later in the story. Sorry. I'm getting ahead of myself. START THE STORY)

"But I have to get ready!" Said Bugs.

"Get ready then!" Said Daffy chuckling slightly to his self.

"Right!" Bugs Bunny quickly got a shower, brushed his teeth, and combed his fur. He put his tux and tie on and he was ready to go. It was currently: 6:45. He sighed with confidence hoping he will make it through the night.

"See ya, Daff!" Said Bugs as he reached for his keys and his brown jacket.

"Yeah, yeah, see ya!"

Daffy was playing Call of Duty: Black Ops. From the look of it, he was winning.

"Shoot, shoot, darn you, shoot, YEAH!"

That was the only words he heard from Daffy before he closed the door.

He pushed the Garage Button to open the garage door to retrieve his car.

Bugs Bunny's car was a 1997 Red Viper.

He got in his car and revved it so Daffy would know that he's leaving. The cars' rev was like Bugs signature.

Now it was approximately 6:50.

Ten minutes to drive all the way across town to go on his date with Lola.

Ten minutes later, Bugs arrived at Shangri La Looney Tunes Eatery.

Bugs met Lola at the front door of the building.

"Hello, Lola." Bugs gulped as his first dream came true. Lola had a black tank top and a black mini skirt on.

"You like what I'm wearing?" Asked Lola as Bugs examined from the waist down.

"Don't look there, although... You might get lucky tonight." Said Lola as she walked in to the joint.

Bugs had his mouth wide open down to the floor.

"Oh, God help me."

"Table for two, please." Said Lola.

"Right this way." Said the waiter.

Lola and Bugs sat down in a booth.

"What would be your drinks?" Asked the waiter.

"I'll have a Mistress Mountain Fountain Drink, and for Bugs?" Asked Lola.

"I'll have a death wish, I—I mean a water."

Bugs chuckled nervously.

"Okay, I'll be back with a water and a Mistress Mountain Fountain Drink." Said the waiter.

Then the waiter walked back to the kitchen for their drinks.

"So... Ahem. The funniest thing happened today, my neighbor, Porky, left the water on while he went to Pigs-Mart but before he left I told him to turn it off, he said no, I said yes, he said no, but then he said okay, but then he didn't do it. So I went back into my house and went back out and turned the water on so we'll both have the same water bill isn't that great?" Said Lola.

"Yeah, great."

The waiter suddenly came back out with our drinks.

"Here's your Mistress Mountain Fountain Drink. And here's your water." Said the waiter.

"What would you like to eat?" Asked the waiter as he got out a blue pen and a yellow notepad.

"I'll have a salad." Said Bugs.

"Same here. Have you ever noticed how your tie matches your notepad?" Asked Lola to the waiter.

"Uh, I guess?" The waiter leaned over to Bugs Bunny, then the waiter asked: "How could you date such a nut job?" Whispered the waiter.

Bugs eyes got red. As his face got hotter, ready to blow up.

The waiter walked away as he finished writing on the notepad.

"I love you, Bugs." Said Lola.

Bugs was in some kind of trance.

"Bugs? Bugs? Bugs?" Asked Lola.

"Huh? What?" Asked Bugs.

"I said I love you. Do you love me back?" Asked Lola.

"I luh—luh—luh you to-o." Bugs could barely finish his sentence or even dare say the 'L' word.

Foghorn Leghorn walks towards Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny.

"Bugs! I didn't know you were dating Lola! She's quite the chatter-box. Don't cha think?" Chuckled Foghorn Leghorn.

Now that Foghorn Leghorn was a celebrity and famous for inventing the chicken car, the paparazzi was close by.

Speaking of the paparazzi, people filled with cameras and microphones barged inside the Shangri La Looney Tunes Eatery.

"Foghorn Leghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Will you do an interview for us?" Asked the many people.

"Of course! By the way, this is my friend Bugs Bunny."

"He's dating my friend, Lola Bunny." Whispered Foghorn Leghorn.

The paparazzi gasped as they headed towards Bugs and Lola.

"How long has this been going on?" Said one of the reporters.

"Well... We've been going out for-" But before Lola could finish that sentence. Bugs felt like he was going to explode! He made an HUGE outburst that shocked everybody.

"I'M NOT HER BOYFRIEND!" Yelled Bugs Bunny.

The chattering stopped in the eatery.

"What?" Asked Lola kinda confused.

"Let me talk slowly for you, I, do not, like you. You're just a bratty little kid who I knew in high school who turned in from a shy little bunny to a talkative, stupid, mindless, waste of space, and a waste of my time!" Yelled Bugs.

Lola's eyes filled with water, she cried and ran out of the eatery.

The paparazzi and the people within the eatery looked at him with fierce guilt.

"What?" Asked Bugs.

Back at home, Bugs walked through his door, Daffy was still playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Daffy paused the game.

"So, how was your date?" Asked Daffy.

Next thing he heard was a door slammed shut. 'Hello, this is Lola, say your message after the beep.' (BEEP)

"Hey, Lola, this is Bugs, sorry for what happened tonight. Please, talk to me, okay, bye."

Bugs hung up the phone.

Bugs sighs in defeat.

SORRY IT HAD TO END, BUT IT GETS BETTER!

I'LL TRY TO UPDATE AS FAST AS I CAN! :-)