LET'S HAVE SEX!
Lemony: Ok, this story was just random!
Wicked: Why am I not surprised? It was written by you.
Lemony: Don't be jealous of my boogie.
Wicked&Lemony: *fights*
Lemony: O_O...Wicked where's Awesome?
Wicked: *looks around* You know, that's a good question. Usually she's here to stop our fights...
Lemony&Wicked: AWESOME! WHERE ARE YOU?
"LET'S HAVE SEX!" Rukia yelled randomly at her husband, Gin, who was reading the newspaper in the living room.
"Wha?" Gin said turning to his wife, a bit dumbfounded at her bluntness.
"You heard me Gin!" Rukia hollered, "Let's have freaky, nasty sex!"
"Ummm..." Was all Gin could say as his wife stomped up the stairs and into their bedroom. The silver-haired man was confused as hell. Why his wife screaming like a banshee? And screaming about sex of all things!
"Gin get up here!" Rukia demanded, Gin looked around to make sure he hadn't accidently morphed into another dimension...
"GIN! GET YOUR FINE, SEXY ASS UP HERE NOOOWWWW!"
Gin jumped up from the couch and bolted upstairs. Fearfully he crept into the bedroom. He looked around and didn't see Rukia anywhere in sight...
Then suddenly...
BAM!
Rukia was hiding behind the bedroom door and she slammed it shut. She chuckled mischieviously as she locked the door. The raven-haired girl was smiling naughtily at Gin who was shivering, terrified. Without a word she crossed the room, grabbed both of her husbands hands, and putting them right on her boobies.
"Come on," She said, "Feel these up. We're gonna have sex and its gonna be great."
Gin stood there, wide-eyed, and not exactly aroused. "Rukia what has gotten into you?"
"Nothing I just wanna have sex, now lose the pants." She replied,
"Rukia-"
"The pants."
"But honey-"
"Take off the pants! Now."
Gin rolled his eyes and stepped out of his slacks. While he was busy wrestling with his pants, Rukia got comfortable.
"Come on!" Rukia chided him, "I'm not getting any younger!"
Gin growled but tackled on her and got his wife caught in a heat kiss. Rukia moaned into his mouth but suddenly pulled away. She looked at Gin with her eyebrows furrowed.
"You know what," She said rising off the bed and brushing herself off, "I'm not really in the mood anymore."
Gin sat on the bed, mouth agape.
What the fuck had just happened?
THE END!
Lemony: Oooohhh I'm getting worried now...
Wicked: Awesome's a big girl, she can take of herself Lemony.
Lemony: If you say so, like I said readers, this story is totally random and whatnot so...REVIEW