A/N: Hello all! This is Merr here! This story was made long ago when Wallison and I were bored. I typed it, she laughed. So there. It's made with all of the misspellings because it's funnier. So yeah…there you have it.
DISCLAIMER! I don't own ATHA, or the 'The Storm' episode, when I had a spaz because Zuko's dad was all 'Ima KEEL you!' and Zuko was all like, 'NOOOOO', thus this story was made.
Once apon a time, a dude tried to rape 14 year old Prince Zuko. That dude was his dad. Zuko was all like, "NOOOOOOOOO! I am sorry I disobeyed you, holmes!" but his dad was all like, "Hell no motherfucker, you goin' down!" and, to use a line from Chapter 12 (the storm), "…And suffering will be your teacher!", said by his dad. Lol.
So, Zuko tried to crawl away. But his hair was too long, and it flowed in the wind, so his dad grabbed Zuko's hair and pulled him back, and Zuko was like, "wtf owwwwwwwwwww". His hair was all fucked up.
"What the hell dad?!" He said, trying to fix his hair. "You fucked up my hair! What the HELL?!" His dad said, "I don't give. Now take off your shorts."
"Hell no!" Zuko exclaimed. Exclaimed is a big word.
Anyways, his dad decided that if Zuko wouldn't take off his shorts, then he would.
The crowd gaspededed and then they cheered, except for Iroh, who "Looked away." Then, the whole world uh could hear the terrified screams from Zuko. And Zhao and Azula were all like, "This is awesome. I should have a camera so it lasts longer lol."
Iroh was all like, "NO! What the hell? I'm gonna need to get drunk on some Jasmine Tea tonight."
A long time later, the angi rape!was all finneshededed. And so Zuko was all like, in the fetal position, and crying and shit like that. His Dad was smoking a cigar, cause he thinks he's cool like that.
"Okay, Zuko, I'm done. Now you can be all…banisedded and stuff. And don't come back until you find someone ELSE for me to get it on with. Like…The Avatar or something. Now," he concluded, kicking his son in the head, "Get outta here." Iroh was all like, climbing around people to get onto the stage.
"What the fuck?" Iroh yellededed. "You can't do that to your own SON!"
"I already did, holmes," Zuko's dad said.
"Hey," said Iroh. "How did YOU get MY job as the FIRE LORD?! I'm the oldest! I should have the JOB!"
"Uh…you're banished too," Zuko's dad said. "You guys can go together! It'll be like a sleepover, only LONGER AND uh…MORE…more….er…AWSOME! Hell yeah. Now get the hell outta here."
Zuko's mind was all like, "Shit. I have to have a neverending sleepover with my DAMN UNCLE IROH! Damn you, Dad! DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOU!"
So then, they had a perpetual sleepover eternally forever. And Sokka was like, looking at Zuko (a few years later, of course), and he was like, "I'd hit that." Katara was like, "WOAH, Sokka! Put that away! He's standing right in front of us!"
And Aang was all like, looking at Sokka, and he was like, "Ha ha yeah."
THE END!