This is what Veronica (Luna) and I (Harry) do every day in US History because our teacher doesn't really do much. Lol.

Updated daily.

"Luurp... I made a dooky..." Sasuke cried, running to Naruto.

"Ohhh it's okay honey," said Naruto holding Sasuke to his chest. "I will get Narcissa Malfoy to clean it up w/ her tongue." he said.

Narcissa walked in at that exact moment, Sasuke's stench filled the air and Narcissa teared up and ran to cut herself.

"COME BACK HERE!" yelled Naruto as he chased her down and shoved her face in the dung.

"EAT IT!" he shouted. She protested physically, but mentally she craved the taste of Sasuke's last night carrots and corn. At first she dipped her tongue in and lapped up the gooey substance. She orgasmed (lol Veronica's nasty)

Naruto lol'd as Sasuke cried out. He missed the feeling of Naruto's muscular arms around him.

Naruto ran back to Sasuke and dried his eyes. Narcissa just finished her gourmet dinner when Snape came in, his eyes greasy with tears.

"What's wrong?" Narcissa asked, taking him in to her arms.

"Sasuke stole the rest of my shimmering crimson red diapers!! And I bought them specifically from and they cost me a fortune!!"

Narcissa killed him gently. She knew Lucius would be okay w/ it cuase they had threeways all the time.

"It's okay." She said.

She had a flashback of the threesome between Lucius, her, and their one and only son Edward Cullen. Her orgasms rocked her world and she almost died of pleasure 7 1/2 times that morning. Narcissa's gaze landed on Naruto, and she had the desire to eat a kangaroo. Instead she ate a pureple and green newt, which was missing a toe because her ex-husband Dumbledore stole it from her.

Narcissa cried in wanting of her son Edward Cullen, feeling the familiar resurfacing of feelings for her ex Dumblefedore. Snape held her and stroked her hair in fomfort. In his arms she knew everything was going to be alright. She was safe and he was her sanctuary. Snape looked at her romantically.

"La palabra miedo no está en me vocabulario. No - está en tus ojos." (1)*

With each Spanish syllable he spoke a spasm of pleasure coarsed through her body.

"My love, you're so sexy," she smiled.

He stared coldly at her. "The word fear is not in my vocabulary. No, it is in your eyes."

She knew he loved her. But the love was a forbidden one, laced with lies and deception, she could never bring herself to love him the way he loved her. It was too dangerous, too painful, too risky. Oh god, how she wanted to love him. She pressed her long thin hands against his chest and pushed away.

"What is wrong?" He asked.

"I can't love you, Severus. I love another."

His eyes clouded over with darkness.

"Lucius?" he asked. Narcissa let out a sob and shook her head.

"It is not Lucius I love... it is... it is... BELLATRIX!"

Snape's eyes widened.

"Your sister?"

Narcissa nodded.

"That's fucking hot."

Narcissa wiped away her tears and looked at him.

"I'm sorry, Severus."

Snape looked backat her, he was sad, he wanted her even more than Lily Potter, almost as much as James Potter. But he still loved her.

"You can just leave her, and we can runaway and chase the rainbow. Taste the rainbow."

Narcissa shook her head, "it's not that. I can't leave her... I love her, Snape, and I..." she sobbed again.

Snape rubbed her back. "Ssshhhhhh... what is it Narcissa?"

She shook her head and dried her eyes.

"I'm pregnant with her child Severus... and I'm gonna name him Draco Malfoy. We've already decided... I'm sorry..."

Snape sighed.

"I hate to be the one to tell you, but Bellatrix is in love with me also. I think we should have a threeway relationship. it is the only thing that will work."

Narcissa smiled through her tears - he could always make her do that - and said "okay."

- While Narcissa and Severus were busy having a raging threesome with Bellatrix, Naruto and Sasuke called Superman and Kakashi. Superman was eating his wife and Kakashi was eating a hero sandwich. Kakashi and Superman looked at each other and they swiched foods.

They both got AIDS from the sandwich and excessive diarrhoea from the girl. They pooped.

Superman shouted to the night in agony. The AIDS tore him apart inside and Kakashi hung his head down in shame. He never should have given that sandwich to Superman. It was all his fault that Superman got this disease.

Miley Cyrus laughed cruelly and took a sip of her brandy.

Milo Thatch returned from Atlantis with Kida in tow, he placed his crystal to Superman to heal him. Little did they know that his crystal was really Kryptonite and he died.

Oliver and Lily laughed and took a sip of their brandy.

*(1) That's the summary to an actual fanfiction, but it's in Spanish. Jsyk.

And if you get offended by the AIDS thing... sorry I guess. But lighten up. :)