M 4 language read at ur own risk XXX

(do not own these characters, i wish i did XD'

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"oh fu*g zachary oh f*uggy fr*ck that's good". Zachary was lightly rubbing johns lovepole. " quiet up joh or ur boyfri-" WWHAT IS THIS " dave came in yelling. The bottle of fagyo dave was drinking fell to the floor. Zacharys tentacles now fully erect reached out and lightly rubbed dave strders peepee though his jeans. Although you could not see daves eyes he shead a tear. It was not a normal tear, it was a pu*sy tear, not manly at all. "ur gonna pay john" as dave said that john went back 2 kissin Zachary and dave walked out of the room. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( . john started to suck on zacharys tentacles and it made the spock lookin man curse out 'oh hecky keck yeah ' john rolled over and put his ass in the air for his boyfriend XDDD. Zach nodded and shoved 1 of his many tentacles in to johns pooper. "ughgughddfhkud" grumbled out.

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Mitt come on answer ur goddamn phone dave thought to himself. Him and mitt go way back they used to be fuck buddys when mitt ran for prezedint. But they have not talked since daves ex bf :( :( :(. Obama won an runs da usa of Canada or wat everzz.

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"uuhddff zach ur sausage is soo long" john moaned out as spock shoved his 15 inch alien wiener in and out of johns bootius maximus. John cum so hard he made hole in the bed, dis made Zachary cum so hard in johns bumhole john vomited up a white icing. Once they both camee (xdddd) down from there orgazem high. Zach left and the phone rang. "john meat me at the clock tower. U know the one I licked ur hot dog at last Halloween while dirk watched yea tht 1' the line went dead. John shoved on a plaid shirt plaid boxers plaid plants plaid socks plaid shoes and a plaid hat John had become one with the plaid. He could feel the plaid in his bones. It made his systems blow he was plaideoaticve.

When john got there there was this strange man there, who was he. He looked familiar . "oh my god that's mitt romnay what the hell is he doing here" johnathan thought . john saw dave and when he got close enough dave spoke out "u fuked with the wrong person now u gonna pay 4 fuking spock. And on out new dog hair and fine silk sheats dispickable " dave looked away ur gonna watch or eles . 4 tentacles came out and held john in place while dave pulled down mitt romanys pants, dave started stroking the soft 3 inch willy wonker. "kjdfhauhasldnl XDXDXD 3" said mittens. John culd just stair in grossedniss. Dave took the now hardened sausage in to his mouth. "3 its you're*' mitt yelled out. And cumed all over da man on his knees. Dave stood up and knotted. David looked at john "u obviously never been a 13 year old girl XD we r even now " john nodded his head in approval. As dave walked away he remember something was off about his mittenkins . and walked up 2 the older man and ripped of his face. . their stood karkat . "john I was meening 2 tell u this . but u see u had just broke up with ur lover Obama and—" "DAVE YOU DATED OBAMA AND NEVER CARED TO MENTION THAT TO ME " "john shut up" both men exclaimed. Karkat lets run off u me 2gether 4eva' john started to cry and went to go run 2 zach but got hit by a car. David and zach cryied 2gether as dey pulled on eachothers discosticks while karkat watched. But one of zacha tentacles got stuck and he became one with dave. They were now tite as h*ck.

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