I'm back! And badder than ever! This time the dates are going to be longer and some a little more fluffier. MAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Without further due let the dates begin!

Tsunade had gathered everybody up in her very cramped office once again.

"Ok everybody! Do to the great success of last time we will be participating in the blind date program once again!" She cheered. There was a moment of silence before every single person in her office threw rotten fruit at her. They really wanted to throw their kunai but they can't go killing the Hokage now can they?

The Akatsuki was once again called for a meeting.

"We're doing the blind date program again." He said with a sigh.

"What! (yeah!)" Came the other's response.

"I know that you guys don't want to go through all of that again, especially you Sasori, but you must grit your teeth and bare it. We got a lot of money the last time we did this."

"I'm doing this for the money. I'm doing this for the money" Kakuzu chanted under his breath.

"I'm not going to a bar again." Hidan's head hurt at the thought of the hangover he got last time.

"Don't worry. Now take these pills." Leader held out 8 small white pills in his hands. The others looked at the pills questionably but ate them anyways. When has leader ever done anything to make them not trust him? Konan and Leader were the only ones not to eat the strange white pills.

"Dismissed." The Akatsuki filled out of the room. Konan remained behind with leader.

"What were those white pills?" She asked curious.

"Special solider pills I found at Walgreens."

"Did they have a box?"

"Yeah right here."

Konan examined the box, her mouth a thin line. "These aren't solider pills." She said blankly.

"There not?"

"Nope. It's Viagra."

"Oh dear pie what have I done."

"This is going to be interesting." She calmly remarked while praying that her blind date wasn't one of the guys.

"Kabuto! We're doing the blind date program again!"

"…"

"I know! Your like total excited right?"

"…"

"You are like so totally are! Awesome! I must go pick out an outfit! You should too!"

"…"

"…"

"Sasuke what is it?" Karin took a step towards Sasuke who was glaring at them. He said nothing and just threw two manila folders at them.

"OH NOT THIS AGAIN!" Karin screamed at the top of her lungs. Suigetsu was now a hundred percent sure that Sasuke was on drugs.

Are you excited about the next installment of Naruto Blind dates? Well you should be! Crack, fluff and maybe lemons! Who knows! Reviews make my day. Every time you don't review a bunny dies. Just remember that while you back out of this story to find something else to read.