Disclaimer:-Man does not belong to me, in any way. Yes, I know, sad. Everyone mourn with me.

Master Cross is Lost??!!

The journey of a boy, his dog, and the many friends he meets along the way.

(If you believe that, then if you give me $300, your wildest dreams will come true.)

Chapter 1: Unfortunate News

Allen Walker. A polite British boy who loves to smile, laugh, and act kindly towards others. If all this were true, why was he strangling the poor Chinese Head Chief? "Wait!! Wait, Allen!!!"

"How can you expect me to wait with what you just told me?!" Allen managed to shout in the midst of this attempted murder. Kanda, Lavi, and Lenalee just stood, staring at the scene before them. Kanda, with his glare of indifference. Lavi, with complete disbelief and fear at having seen this coming from his Allen. Lenalee was actually just there, sighing as if this was all too troublesome for her.

"Allen! I swear that if I had any other choice, I would take it, but I don't! Sorry!!!" Lavi, after getting over the initial shock, tugged Allen off of Komui.

"Lavi! Let go! I'm not stopping until someone pays!! What's that poking my thigh?"

"Nothing, beansprout-chan," Lavi quickly replied. Kanda walked up to Allen, finally doing something other than glaring.

"Shut up!" He demanded. Allen looked at him, dumbstruck. Kanda allowed himself the luxury of smirking before his ears starting ringing with the sound of Allen's voice. Kanda flinched as Allen started screeching, "Dumbass! How could you say that to me?! I have a right to act like this! I mean, how can I not when---!!" Kanda grabbed Allen by the chin, and lightly kissed him on the lips.

"Better beansprout?" Kanda had a lustful gaze on Allen, which made him blush and revert to his kinder side. Once Allen finally took in all the events that had happened before his 'Black Side' had taken over, his eyes widened. He dashed to the door, but was quickly caught by Kanda, Lavi, and the recently conscious Komui.

Komui exclaimed, "Allen, you have to do it, since you're the closest relation to Cross!"

Allen whined, "Nooo!! No, no, noo! Absolutely…no waaay!! NOT MY MASTER!!!"

Time Skip

Finally, they had gotten Allen to slightly calm down. Of course, he was still a little shaky, and they thought he could break into tears at any moment. "Why? Why did Cross have to get lost?!"Allen thought. Allen started to recall just what happened not too long ago.

Flashback

"Lavi! Kanda! Stop that!!" Allen screamed while sprinting through the halls. Two teenaged, and probably hormone-enraged boys were chasing after the cursed exorcist and screaming, "Beansprout-chan!! Please, just a little taste!" or "Dumbass beansprout! Although I don't like sweets, this one is too irresistible! So just give us a little sample!!"

"No!" Allen had baked a cake because it had been 2 months since the three boys admitted their feelings for each other and became an 'item.' So, Allen was now running from two pieces of said 'item' to protect the cake until after the dinner they had planned that night. Allen had run into Komui's office, thinking it would give protection. Oh, how wrong he was. As soon as Allen came in, Komui peeked up from his 'work.' He suddenly was revived from his weary state, and smirked at the now terrified exorcist.

"Aaaah. Allen. I was actually hoping to meet with you. You see, you have a new mission."

"Eeeeeh?! Tonight??!! Um…I'm not sure if I can. Can you please get someone else, just for this mission?"

"Ooooooh, but Allen. This mission is especially for you," Komui replied. "My adorable Lenalee will give you the mission briefing." Allen had just noticed the Chinese exorcist and took the folder from her, after which she blushed. Kanda and Lavi suddenly came bursting through the door.

"ALLEN!" they exclaimed in unison. Allen, startled by the intrusion, threw his arms in the air. The cake along with them.

"Nooooo!" This time, all the males in the room screamed. Allen, because of his wasted efforts to protect the cake. Lavi and Kanda, for their wasted efforts in getting the cake. And Komui…Well, Komui saw the cake when Allen came in and assumed that Allen would share. SPLAT! The cake landed on a VERY distressed Allen. Everyone stood in shock, but then, the Sexy Duo came over and started to lick off the frosting.

Allen whined, "Stop…That tickles…" Finally, a little cough was heard from the only girl in the room. The Sexy Duo glared to reveal their hate at the girl for interrupting their chance of having--Well, the jealous Chinese Akuma---I mean, exorcist---was becoming uncomfortable with how close Kanda and Lavi were getting to the boy she desperately wished would belong to her.

Although Allen was too dense to realize it, his partners were not. So, they started to harbor contempt and malice for the person trying to take away their little Allen. Anyway, the reason Lenalee had apparently stopped that completely wonderful, totally-yaoi-fangirl's-fantasy moment…Was to go over the mission.

While everyone tried to straighten themselves out, Komui began speaking. "Well, that was interesting, but we have more important matters." "Like why you didn't want to share that cake," he thought, slightly pouting. "Now Allen, you know I hate to be the bearer of bad news, so I'm going to just let you read to find out your mission." Allen got a sinking feeling, as did the other two boys, who got handed a folder and exchanged spiteful glares with the Lenalee. Well, as Allen opened his folder in such a slow manner that could only be achieved in anime, he read only two lines. Allen reread that line over and over, yet it never seemed to click.

"Lost?" He looked up Komui, who had on a sort of shy smile. It finally seemed to process in his mind, and he snapped.

End Flashback

Allen sighed as he got on the canoe, ready to set out for the mission he was extremely dreading. "Why? And on such a special night…"

As if realizing what he was thinking, Lavi cheerfully said, "Oi, beansprout-chan. Don't worry. We can celebrate, even if we're not at 'home.'" That seemed to do the trick, and Allen smiled. Then, curiousity finally hit.

"Um…Komui? How did Master get lost?"

"Ah?" Komui looked to Allen and gleefully replied, "It seems he was chasing a very beautiful woman." Allen stared in disbelief, and as the canoe drifted off, you could hear a shout in the tunnel.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT??!!"