A/N: These are a few things we all learnt from reading DH/the Harry Potter series in general. Suggestions are welcome, as well as criticism and comments, no flamers please.


1. All can be forgiven if you save someone from drowning.2. Give a nerd seven years and he will undoubtedly become hardcore.
3. Mid-battle snogs are the best ones.
4. Polyjuice Potion takes a month to brew, but it IS possible to
5. have it handy whenever needed.
6. Metal hands just can't be trusted
7. Love is the best!
8. Neville kicks ass
9. its alright to die as long as some evil wizard just happens to have some of your blood running threw his own veins.
10. Neville turned from a nerd to a badass
11. camping out for a few months is a good way to clear your head and figure things out
12. follow the silver doe, as opposed to the white rabbit
13. sometimes people bleed memories
14. All will work out in the end as long as you don't know all you need to know
15. house-elves are a lot like ewocks
16. As long as you don't plan an escape, you will do so in one piece
17. Taking somebody's wand is like symbolically castrating them
18. goblins are wee little bastards, it's not just a wizard prejudice
19. voldemort is very insecure about his ultimate badass image, and must therfore kill someone at least every other day. Normal men think about women every six seconds, while voldie tries to come up with a good person to 86 every six seconds
20. Dumbledore is not Ron from the future.