A Harry Potter version of the bizarre poem of the same name
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Two dead boys
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Harry and Ron got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their wands and stabbed each other.
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One had a scar and the other had to pee,
So they chose Neville for a referee.
Malfoy went to see fair play,
Hermione went to shout "hooray!"
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A paralysed dragon passing by,
Kicked the fighters in the eye,
knocked them through a nine inch wall,
into the lake and drowned them all.
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A deaf charms teacher heard the noise,
And came to kill the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the dementor, he saw it too!
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Short and starange, I know. Please review