A/N: Hey guys. This is another short list consisting of different ways to avoid various characters of Harry Potter wizardom. Suggestions are welcome, as well as criticism and comments. No flames
1. (Snape) Give him shampoo for his birthday.
2. Telling Voldemort that he needs Jesus.
3. throwing a bucket of clothes over winky
4. Saying "Hey Voldy whats crackin'?" to Voldemort in diagon alley
5. slapping Bella on the ass
6. Give Hermione a crystal ball and tell her to use her inner eye
7. giving voldie a manicure in his sleep. (pink!)
8. (Fred) Coming up with only "holey" with all the ear-related jokes out there.
9. Take all of Trelaney's firewhiskey from her and tell her she has to leave Hogwarts.
10. Ask Ginny if the carpet matches the drapes.
11. Tell Ginny that Bill and Fleur got a divorce and that Ginny will have to share a room with her for the next 5 years.
12. put gillyweed in harry's spaghetti.
13. make fun of Harry's dead parents.
14. Tell Ron he'll always be second best to Harry
15. telling everyone mcgonagall is actually a MAN
16. Mocking Neville about his loopy parents
17. Drop baby Teddy.
18. Give Hermione A B-cup bra for her birthday with the note: "Can you fill it?"
19. Tell Hermione she's failed all her classes and then tell her you were only joking.
20. lift up McGonagal's robes in front of the entire Great Hall