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"Yessirei!" I can't help but be happy, I finally did it~! Saved up Five thousand bucks~! And my parents were gone for the summer! Me -Zaire Rikkit-, was FINNALY going to a Cosplay world meeting! Alright, enough with the explanation points. Based on my height, and how I usually act, I was dubbed the "Russia"... which I didn't really get... I wasn't even Russian...
Proccesing oder... 60%
I sighed, my dark redish brown hair falling into my face. "These things take forever..."
Order complete, First unit will be sent in three days.
I stared at the computer screen. "Unit?" I said, then shrugged. "Probably Nothing."
Boy, I had no idea what was coming for me...
.~*~.~*Three Days Later*~.~*~.
Bang,
Bang,
Bang.
I looked up from my Wii game too see a delivery truck out the door. I couldn't quiet place it, but it looked familar. I stood up and answered the door, only to see a delivery guy in the funniest outfit ever. The only logo on it was the earth, but it looked like it was drawn by a three year old there were words on it, but I was too tired to read it... I tried hard to hold in a snicker as I said. "Hello?"
The delivery guy looked up from his clipboard. "Miss Rikkit I presume?"
I nooded, not too pleased that some used my last name. Sure it was Italian, and I would be happy about it... if liked being Italian... (1)
"Sign here" He said, obiviously wanting to get the job done fast. I sighed and wrote my name as slowa s possible, what? It WAS fun to annoy people~!
A crate was being brang in on those wheel cart things and a manual was shoved into my hands. "Wait! What the heck is this!"
"A UNIT, miss, you ordered one."
"Bullchips(2)! I ordered a cosplay outfit."
He shrugged, "you already signed. Soo it's your problem, and not mine." He fled.
I read the truck, Word Wide Hetalia delivery. I muttered, and turned towards the box. "Shit, I'm screwed." I looked at the manual
IVAN BRAGINSKI: USER Guide and Manual
"FUCK!"
-Hetalia-
I quickly skimmed down the page, "Blah, Blah, Blah. Russia is Russia, I get it." Then I spotted it, the way to get him out of the box. I grinned, this had to be the most fun way for me.
I reached to the top of the box and undid the lock, then I quickly went in search of a microphone and a table or shield. It didn't take long before I shouted through it. "The AMERICAN Armstrong walked on the moon!"
And the box suddenly ripped itself into pieces. And a pissed of Ivan was suddenly in my living room, water pipe raised and saying his usual "Kolkolkol" laugh.
I ducked behing the table I had flipped to the side and yelled. "Ruin my house and I'll find a Nataliya!" I looked up, my couch was now trying to hide Ivan. I took note of that.
I walked over to the almost hiding Russian. "It's ok, I'm not Alfred or Belarus." A small smile formed on my face. "I'm Zaire!"
He looked up to see that, infact it was neither of them. 'Hahaha, now what am I going to do about the cosplay meeting.'
-Hetalia-
Zaire "DA~!" R:Anyone on? I need a face to face chat, it's urgent!
I posted my message on the wall of 'Hetalia Cosplay World Meeting 2011.' And in less then two minutes I got a reply.
Mason "Shadow" D: Wat's up Z?
Zaire "DA~!" R: Uhm it's sorta hard to eplain... Skype! NOW~!
Mason "Shadow" D: *shrugs* fine.
Mason, my BEST FRIEND EVER... that's in another state. I sighed, to bade were enemies in the meeting.
ClustyandPROUD! logged in,
ShadesofGray, logged in.
I quickly clicked the video chat thingy(3) and was instantly shocked. "MASON! why, why would you show up like that!" Obviously I was expecting the normal dirty brown haired, blue eyed boy that was Mason, but instead I find that he wore a wig and a bombers Jacket.
He shrugged. "Trying on my America outfit."
"Dont, ever say 'outfit' again." I said while laughing. Then I became serious. "Uhm at least take the wig off for a minute. I don't need someone breaking the screen of my labtop."
He nodded and did so. "But, why would-?"
"? ? ?" I called out in Russian. What? If I was going to be the freaking nation for a meeting, I had to know atleast SOME of the language...
"?" I sighed, then turned towards Mason, when I say so, say America's caughtphrase." I held the microphone to the laptops speaker. "... NOW!"
Mason took a second, before clearing his voice and saying. "I'm the Hero~!" Very loudly. And Ivan came right out of his room, not bothering to take the door. Great there's Russia sized hole in the wall.
I pointed at Ivan. "You! Sit right here. Don't touch anything, or destroy my labtop."
I heard a simple "Da~!" before leaving the room. I needed a Faygo, and NOW!(4)
When I had came back into the room: "WHAT DID YOU DO?"
1: Zaire is mainly French, Native American, and Italian... Yes, it explains why her hair is a shade of both brown and red... But she is a Mut, if you get what I'm saying... alot of Nationalitys in her.
2: Bullchips, hehehe. Zaire doesn't swear to those she doesn't know..
3: hehehe, not really sure how Skype works *big sweat drop* so I'm playing be my rules.
4: I live in Michigan, Faygo is the eaisest to get and it's realy good! In my opinion the red is the best.
Translations (used by google translate...Bahaha, I don't feel like getting an actual book out, it would mean work I don't wanna do right now)-
"? ? ?" -Ivan! Come here!
"?"- No