Everyone Hates Umbridge
She's not purposely mean
(At first)
She just wants a safer world
(At first)
With equal rights
(At first)
And prosperity
(At first)
But then You-Know-Who appears in the queue
And molds her view,
Bit by bit
It's the Ministry, she thinks
(At first)
With their regulation books and instructions
(At first)
And she can't possibly say no
(At first)
So she tries to be fair
(At first)
But then Harry Potter arrives
And starts spouting lies
Which sends her to the edge
Everybody hates Dolores
(Now)
Everyone finds her mean
(Now)
And obscene
(Now)
But who is she to care?
(Now)
She's got power from the Ministry
And life is as great as can be
(For now)
A/N: ...what? I'm not dead? It's a miracle!
For those of you who follow me, you're probably wondering where the hell I've been for the last year. I've got a full apology going up on my profile later today. I'll also be updating Hundred Ways later.
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-Faye