|| ~ Parody : Valentine Poems ~ ||
' Roses are red, violets are blue...'
"Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you?"
"Roses are red, that part is true, violets aren't f***ing blue."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, he's for me - not for you. If you take my place, I'll smash your face."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I will throw a car at you."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo, don't be mad - I'll be there too but not in a cage, just laughing at you."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I wonder what this button do."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle ones for you."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a shotgun and I'm coming for you."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I finished my popcorn on the preview."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought your mom was ugly but then I saw you."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate all the waffles, so no more for you." ~ActuallyByWren