Hey lovelies! It's time for the sixth installment of my "Ways To Annoy People" series. Here's a recap of what has happened so far. Derek Morgan pranked some restaurants. Penelope Garcia pulled some pranks while on an airplane. Emily Prentiss, along with some help from Clyde Easter, pulled some pranks while in a movie theater. Aaron Hotchner with the help of his son, Jack, pulled some pranks while vacationing in Hawaii. And Spencer Reid pulled some pranks in an elevator. Coming up in this fic, we've got Dave Rossi, pulling some pranks at the local mall in D.C. Hope you'll all enjoy it! Oh and by the way, this first chapter is probably rated T because of some of the language.
Disclaimer: Dave Rossi doesn't belong to me, but everyone else in this chapter, does!
"Boredom is an emptiness filled with insistence." ~Leo Stein
Dave Rossi was sitting in his favorite recliner, with a glass of red wine in his hands, occasionally sipping it. He was beginning to get very bored just sitting there and was in desperate need of something to do. Finally, after sitting there for a couple of minutes, he got an idea.
He finished the rest of his glass of red wine. After that, he stood up and walked to the kitchen, carefully placing the glass into the sink. He then went to put on a pair of shoes and retrieve his car keys. He decided to drive his 1968 baby blue convertible to wherever it was he was going.
Rossi pulled into the parking lot of the local shopping mall in D.C. He put the top on the convertible and stepped out it, locking it in the process. He then proceeded into a store called "The Wild Life". It was a pet shop that sold various animals.
In one area of the store, there was a cage with four parrots in it. He got close to the cage and whispered something to each parrot. After he was done whispering to them, he stepped back and waited. Soon, a group of people walked by.
"Damn! Girl back that ass up and let me smack it for you!" One parrot shouted.
"You bastard! You killed my pal, Diego!" Another parrot shouted.
"Get back here you piece of shit! I'm going to kick your ass all over this place!" A third parrot shouted.
"Son of a bitch! Can't a bird get some peace and quiet around here, for crying out loud?!" The fourth parrot shouted.
Shocked at why they had just heard, the entire group stopped and just stared at the parrots in stunned silence. Rossi stood in the back ground, trying not to laugh. It was absolute silence until a little girl of about eight years old, spoke.
"Mommy, I think those birds are saying bad words."
"Yes, they are and I don't want you repeating them. You understand me, Stella?" The mother gave her little girl a stern look.
"Yeah." Stella replied back. "Are we still getting one?"
"No sweetheart. They're saying bad words. I don't want you having one as a pet."
"But mommy! You promised I could have a pet bird!" Stella whined as she stamped her foot.
"Well, I've changed my mind, now. How about we buy you a nice fluffy bunny rabbit, instead?" The mother was desperately trying to drag her little girl away from the parrots.
"I don't want a bunny rabbit! I want one of those birds!"
Rossi felt bad for the little girl not being able to get a pet parrot like she had wanted, but not bad enough to admit he was the reason for the parrots newfound language. "Eh… she can always get one, somewhere else. It's not like this is the only place that sells parrots." He thought to himself and then smiled as he listened to the parrots continue to repeat themselves of their new phrases as more people continued to walk by.
End of chapter one. Please leave me some reviews. Good or bad, but not too cruel, please. I'll have chapter two up as soon as possible.