iForgot Sam's Birthday

An iCarly fanfic

By: SimplyKnownAsLinds

Sam's POV

I'm not usually the type to get into birthdays. Especially since my last one was a disaster.

Freddie's pants on fire, Had to extinguish certain…qualities of his body.

Carly pouncing on him to put it out.

Not a good sight. But I planned for it to be better this year.

Why you might ask? Well because,

I'm turning 16 baconmunchers.

No not today dipface. That would be a suckish story to start off with the birthday right away. It's tomorrow!

I swear people these days, not knowing Sam Puckett's birthday is tomorrow. It's a crime.

I really should give you a wedgie but I'm way to tired.

Anyway, lets get on with this shiz.

I walk out of my beat up apartment in the bad part of Washington. I get onto a 45 minute bus ride to school. This is my usual day. The school doesn't know that I live 30 minutes away and I don't wanna go to the stupid Sporks High School or whatever. I mean seriously? It's based on Vampire book! A freaking book! Who says I read?! No one. That's who.

As I get to school I'm 5 minutes late, But who cares? I'm seriously used to it. Not like I care about detention anymore. After my 15th I got used to it.

I walked over to my locker. It's directly next to my best friend Carly Shays. But her being the perky goody-goody best friend I know her as, She's already been in class. For about 10 minutes. How do I know? Well she left a schedule in her locker. How'd I get in her locker? Hehe. Well let your imagination run wild with the idea of that.

I grab her Social Studies book because she had an extra and I lost mine.

Not my fault my dog Skippy gets hungry and my moms to lazy to walk to the store.

But the idiotic Boxer doesn't like Social Studies so he just barfed it up.

I wasn't gonna touch that disgusting thing again. So Carly got me an extra and I always get it everyday.

As I get the rest of my books I walk into the classroom with Ms. Briggs already teaching the lesson. I try sneaking to my seat without her noticing. I'm almost there when Gibby (remind me to kill him later) yells,

"Ms. Briggs! Sam's late again!" I throw him a dirty glare and watch him crouch in fear into his seat. Ms. Briggs turns around. Oh god she's wearing that fugly red lipstick. And oh my god did her boobs get pointier?!

I guess not. Because as she blabbed something to me and pointed me to my seat and mumbled about how Randy Jackson would never disappoint her like me. I sat down and groaned as Carly laughed at me.

"Rough morning Sam?" I looked at her and groaned again.

"You have no idea."

Lunch

When it was lunchtime I sat down in my usual seat next to Carly and Fredward trailing behind her talking about his crappy computer junk.

Luckily for me today I remembered my ham.

You see, Every Thursday I bring my ham to school. No idiots I don't have a pig farm or something that stupid. I make Carly go get it for me. I even told her it was for a special occasion. But when I told her she just looked at me confused. Ha nice try trying to act like you don't remember my birthday tomorrow. I laugh at you Carly Shay. HA. HA. HA.

As they sit down and begin to nibble on their poison of the school cafeteria, the special today was Roasted Beef Bits in Gravy.

"This looks like dog-food." Carly remarked as she shoved the tray away.

"It is dog f-food." Freddie said as he had a piece of the kibble on his lip falling to the plate as he grabbed a napkin and spit it into it.

I laughed heartily as Freddie gave me a cold hard stare.

"Well, It can't be as bad as the time Sam set your pants on fi-.." I saw Freddie glare at her not to give me the idea.

"Oh keep your pants on. I'm up for something fresh and new this year to torture you by." I scoffed at him.

"W-Well you d-don't try anything! I've gotten stronger!" He said as a piece of kibble still hung on his mouth. I dared myself to laugh.

"Ha. As if you could beat me Fredweirdo." I said and coughed at him.

"Who wants pie?!" Carly said trying to lighten up the mood.

"I could Sam!" Freddie retorted back.

I scoffed again.

"Name your time and place." I said and crossed my arms.

"Who wants to go give a hobo a pie?!" Carly yelled at us forcing us to glance at her.

She smiled as we stopped arguing.

I bet she was thinking,

"Some things never change."

Next Day

I woke up that morning and I was sixteen.

I Sam Puckett was sixteen. I didn't know what Carly would've gotten me, Heck I didn't even know if Fredward would get me something. I was oddly smiling when I got to school today. I was even early!

I saw Carly at her locker. I went to my locker and saw Freddie by her locker they were laughing about something. I can't wait to see there reactions. I walk up to my locker and open it. I get a "Hi Sam" From Freddie and Carly. I expect that they're waiting to surprise me. But when the 5 minute bell rang nothing. I look at them and slightly throw my head forward as to show them to say something.

"What is it Sam?" Carly said as she looked confused.

I think an arrow just hit me directly in my heart. That sounds cheesy coming from me.. But It really was true.

"You…You don't know what today is?"

"Friday?" Freddie said hopeful to not make me mad.

I swallow back some spit and nod.

"Yeah. That's what I meant…" I said as I shut my locker and went down to the bathroom running in and for the first time in 5 years, I let it all out.

I cried. Me Sam Puckett on my 16th birthday, cried.

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This was originally going to be a one-shot. But I changed my mind and decided to make it 3 or 4 parted.

J Please R&R.

I'd greatly appreciate your feedback.

-x-

SimplyKnownAsLinds

(Also if you read my Jalex Story "In A Heartbeat" Sorry I haven't updated. I will soon!)