NO FLAMES!
Disclaimer: I don't own SSBM, but Frank is my character!
...xxxx...xxxx...xxxx...xxxx...xxxx...xxxx...xxxx...xxxx...xxxx...xxxx Frank: Hello and welcome to a second episode of Behind the Scenes! Loud applause And here with us today is the hero from the Lylat system, FOX! cheers
Fox: Yeah yeah yeah, where's the fifty grand you promised me?
Frank: ... Yeah uhhh let's discuss this after the show...
Fox: Whatever.
Frank: I'm sure you know how the show works right? If not then let me explain- first I ask you a series of memory scarring questions and I pop in a video tape showing embarassing moments in your life that can leave you crying on the ground like a wimpy baby!
Fox: Oo ...
Frank: Here's the first question: Where did you live before you worked for Nintendo and how did you support yourself?
Fox: I lived in a castle made out of cardboard boxes and I supported myself by being everyone's portable towel. The job sucked ass, and I got like, a dollar a week, so it really sucked.
Frank: Let's view this memory scarring moment on tape! Camera man, you know what to do!
Camera man: Sure. Camera man puts in tape and it shows Fox walk out of the big box castle. "Time to go to my job!" skips to him in a bathroom somebody washes their hands and walks up to him "hey there" Fox says politeley "how are you today" the man looks up at him and it appears that this particular person was covered in blood and gasoline stains "What do you want... I didn't do nothin' YOU GOT THAT MOTHER FUCKER!" the man pulls out a knife "woah buddy, just lower the weapon and leave so I don't have to call the cops" the man runs off with a creepy look in his eyes
Frank: Oo
Fox: That was pretty much what my life was like in a nutshell.
Frank: ooooookaaaayyyy... Let's get started with the next question then! Question two- What was the rest of the Starfox crew like off set?
Fox: Oh God, I knew this question was gonna pop up sooner or later. Okay uhhh Peppy was a whining old drunk that sat in a hovering chair all day while ordered us around, Slippy was actually a woman instead of a man crowd gasps yes, I know it's very shocking, Falco was a crack addict who kept thinking neon colored elephants were taking over the ship, ROB 64 was actually Peppy's portable bartender, and Krystal was a hooker.
Frank:Shit that must of sucked, but it will suck even more as soon as I pop in the video tape! Frank pops in the tape and it shows very graphic scenes of Falco smacking Fox with a candleabra, "Yeah bitch! Fall to the ground and cry! I know your're working with the neon elephants!" Fox is severly bleeding and Falco laughs like a psycho. Then it skips to a scene of Peppy yelling at the video camera, "Hey you piece of crap get that godamn camera lense out of my face! ROB 64 gives him a cigarette It skips to another scene with Slippy trying on bras, "Hey, what are you doing in here... you're not supposed to see this!"Then it shows the final scene with Krystal is attempting to pick up Fox, then Fox slaps her and runs away.
Fox: Has the pissed off anime sign on his head You fucked up piece of shit! How dare you humiliate my teammates more than they already are with that messed up video!Fox takes out his ray gun and starts vaporizing people
Frank: FOX, CALM DOWN! He then takes out a tranquilizer gun and shoots Fox, but Fox is so pissed off, that it doesn't affect him Oh shit.
Fox: BURN IN HELL TELEVISION VIEWERS! Laughs wildly
Frank:shoots Fox with more tranquilizers and it still doesn't affect him
Fox: a little groggily yyou ccan'ttt ssstopppp mmme...(A/N: Just letting you know THIS IS NOT A TYPO!)
Frank: Shoots Fox with a few more tranquilizers
Fox:Falls unconsciuos
Frank: Sigh Okay, now that Fox is unconscious, let's go to commercial!
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Me:R+R please and uhhh by the way, NO FLAMES!