(Disclaimer: I don't own the characters in this Fic!!)

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale

10) Have Alice "Re-Do" his Uniform

9) Ask Him if he takes medicine for his depression

8) Take him to the Wacky Shack

7) Every time he speaks, cry!

6) Buy him a dog

5) Take him to a hospital after Bella has one of her "Accidents"

4) Switch his shampoo with orange hair dye

3) Send him with Alice on a Shopping Trip!

2) Ask him why he slipped up so many times

1) Have Emmett and Edward hold him down and make him watch Disney's Hannah Montana or High School Musical!

(A/N.: Fyi: I do not enjoy Hannah Montana or HSM So for anyone who does, I don't mean to offend you!! Reviews Please!!)