[Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day
Pick up lines not to use on Buffy.
It happens in a bar, because why not, it'll be a fun evening before they all leave to make their way in the world, right?
She may be just a little bit tipsy, or maybe the musics loud. How many shots has she had? Was it … no, there'd been that thingy, whatsit, with Dawn, and those pre- shots with -
"Did it hurt?"
Who's this boy?
"What?"
Who's this boy and how the hell did he manage to sneak up on her? Sure, crowded bar, loads of students, more than a few demons, but – Slayer. The Slayer.
Since when do people sneak up on her?
"When you fell out of heaven, did it hurt?"
Did it hurt?
(waking up and gasping and clawing your way up out of your own grave - )
"No. Not at all."
He's just sober enough to make a run for it.
The others are just drunk enough not to notice.
